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A guide on how to sort your women outby Joe Askin
they give bad blowjobs
kick them in the teeth
they leave the kitchen
kick them in the teeth
they refuse to have sex
kick them in teeth
they ignore you
kick them in the teeth
they act like a cunt
kick them in the teeth
they mess you around
kick them in the teeth
its sexist i know but i have nothing better to do with my time!!
you
anything that sounds like a pig dying or getting brutaly ass raped with a stick. basicly any grindcore, deathcore, deathgrind, black metal, death metal (Y)I hate music that is only there to start a new trend/fashion. shitty bands like bring me the horizon and enter shikari. altho i do think enter shikari have a alright scream. apart from that i'll give anything a try apart from BMTH and their total utter shit and need shooting on the spot (Y)
Kat
she is a fucking legend. shes always there for me and i love her loads.
Amy
shes my bestest friend in the whole world and i love her so much. she means so much to me and if anyone hurts her i'd rip their face off (Y)
Stoppard
hes a slag but hes ace. and my sister always tries it on with him which i think its rather amusing.
Harley
hes a total twat but i think hes fucking awsome.
Dave
I aint known him long but hes fucking awsome and always there for me. he's also addicted to sex lmao
Greg
hes emo =]
Phill
I'v known him all my life and he's funny as fuck. shame i dont hang about with him much no more :/
Rhi
been talking to her for nearly 2 years now and she still makes me die of laughter. and shes a wigger (Y)
Hawley
he told me write something thats not about his MOLE so i thought i'd write hes an awsome mate and always sticks up for me when i'm in trouble. he also thinks i'm gay =S
Gump
hes one of my heros for obvious reasons lmao
lil phil
hes a lil gay lmao. hes a legend tho and makes me piss.
If i missed anyone off and you want to be put on, let me know and i'll put you on if i like you enough.