I'd like to meet:
INSIDE JOKES :) :
+ "You should sue Mcdonald's cause they fucked you up!"
+ Civilian: "I can smell the alcohol!"
Hancock: "That's cause I've been drinking bitch!"
+ Winky Face ;)
+ "And randomly there was an equal sign"
+ Slarson: "Guess what,"
Stuper: "Your mom,"
Kwies: "Oh burn!"
+ "Breyonna your a monk-ette"
+ Nuhihh
+ Dane Cook
+ B&E "No it does not mean bacon and eggs. But I'd do that any day. It's fucking delicious!"
+ [low voices]
"Sorry."
"Palm Trees."
+ We took a wrong turn and ended up in Mexico.
"WHAT THE FUCK, Karli!?!"
"Yes now you have to come to Duluth with me! Muahahahaha"
+ Correy the Muffin Man!!
+ Monk falling off a skateboard :)
+ "Way to save all the changes Karli......AGAIN!"
"I'm sorryyyyy!"
+ "Why are you doing so many dots?"
"Cause i feel like it dammit!"
+ The Hot Stephs :)
+ "Poned!"
+ The Penis Song :)
+ "You look like a drugged-up hippie."
+ "When i typed fuck it came up duck?"
+ "Don't give me that look you son of a bitch!"
+ crowd swimming :)
+ "Ohhhh Snap!"
+ Slarson: "Stroke the beard that doesn't exist."
Stuper: "Mine is super long!"
+ "This is not a pocket dictionary.....wait...wait...by golly it is!"
+ "That's the point we don't swear in this household."
"Yeah its against our jewish culture."
+ Jingle bells, Seniors smell. Juniors are so gay. Freshman rock. So suck a cock cause Sophomores do all day. Hey!
+ "It's gonna be like a square. But more rectangularish."
+ "Your gonna rape her fridge?!?!"
"That poor apple juice!"
+ "Everything i have is hard!"
+ "Why is she staring at me?"
"She's capturing your intoxicating beauty."
"WTF?!?!?"
+ "Wow it's really dark out here."
"No it's not.It's bright like my future."
+ Slip Flops
+ "Oh yeah.I feel the chunks now."
+ "Stephanie quit making casey excited.He's peeing all over the floor."
+ "How do you say grilled chicken in spanish?"
"I don't know. Grilled pollo?"
+ Sisterhood of the stationary peace necklaces :)
+ "You own that jack, Karli."
+ "Dude with the lights like this, It looks like a dubey room."
+ "I want to get a manicure."
"Well i don't."
"Do you want to get your lip waxed?"
+ "Psst. That was sarcasm."
"Psst. I don't care."
"Psst. Pun intended."
+ "How did she get in?"
"She found the key above the door."
"Shutup!"
+ Playing hide and go seek in Reed's Grocery Store.
+ Pepto-Bismol Dance.
+ Stop shaking the bed!!!!
+ "He seduces her. Then rapes her...from behind!"
+ Stuper: What is it Karli?
Karli: Fudge Brownie Ben & Jerry's Dessert.
It will hypnotize you! (head whip)
+ Playing Catch Phrase:
- Stuper's mom: "Its a person who takes off their clothes"
Stuper & Slarson: "Stripper?"
- Garrett: "Its a kind of cheese."
Slarson: "Gouda!"
Stuper: "No cheddar!!!"
- Garrett: "People think they are this..."
Stuper: "Cool"
Slarson "Conceited"
Stuper: "KARLI"
- Stuper: "Haha this reminds me of Chris"
Slarson: "STALKER!!"
Stuper: "Nope, bedroom eyes"
+ Stuper: "How does his mask stick on? Double sided tape?"
Slarson: "Yes because they really have double-sided tape in the 1870's"
+ Emily: "Whats the first thing that comes to your mind when i say the word friendship?"
Stuper: "Love"
Karli: "Hanging out"
Slarson: "TOMATOES!!!"
+ Are his fruits wet and clammy?
+ MADLIBS!
+ How many feelings will you holler? Get over it your friends are so much hotter! (TAREK)
+ Slarson is half cracker half fried rice.
+ I thought you were going to b-dubs with your half crackers? :)
+ While watching the eye.....
Karli: "oh thats sad she's blind."
5 minutes later.....
Karli: "OH MY GOSH! SHE'S NEVER SEEN A PENIS?"
+ Hellen Keller's never seen a penis either :)
+ Definitely more to be added :)
