a typical day at work for me...
i say things like:
ta
good on ya'
bugger
bloody hell
wanker
g'day mate
aaargh!
I drive on the left side of the road sitting on the right side of the car, often going through roundabouts rather than traffic lights...
my friends call me sparky... or spanky, depending on the occasion...
i would be an eccentric millionaire because i would go around offering people money in exchange for ridiculously amusing things... for example, in exchange for 2 million dollars, would you undergo a procedure whereby every time you had an orgasm, you would sing "on top of old smokey" for the duration of your climax... for an extra million would you never tell anybody why you were doing that...
i have tried vegemite and it is worse than anything your wildest imagination could ever come up with... on the other hand, nobody here has any idea what a peanut butter and jelly sandwich is...
my ultimate goal in life is to go through all of these before i die...
I am pretty much a jackass!
My laugh is shrilly and girlish,
I have a learning disability, I fall down a lot,
I am often unable to distinguish between what is funny and
what is not. Sometimes, when I get scared, I wet the bed.
I sing in the shower,
I don't judge people but i will make fun of you, key word
being 'fun', i like doing guy things, i am arguably
immature but i think it rather shows my incredible maturity
and complex understanding of the world in desiring to be
(and consequently acting like) a kid.
I am incredibly lucky, my great-grandfather was a
leprechaun, people mistake this for intelligence and think
i am incredibly smart. i am actually rather stupid, both
book and social. i will often ramble when i'm nervous, i
never feel like they put enough dressing on my dinner salad
when i'm at a restaurant. i'm a free spirit, i love to
travel, i love doing new things, i get
bored and restless rather easily...
You will often hear me quote my favorite motto: throw
caution to the wind, let the chips fall where they may!You can check out my company at www.r-innovations.com
or my restaurant at www.bathhouse.co.nz
or my girlfriend's company at www.parkerandstella.com
Cheers!
Ramy
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