I adhere to the clichè statement of not being able self-summarize myself in the minuscule bandwidth that is provided. I'm always in the middle of a book (well, sometimes I'm at the beginning or end but not near as much) and I always enjoy getting recommendations for reading material. I have a broad sense of humor but tend to feel most comfortable in the campy, cheesy, or sarcastic categories. I'm very musical and enjoy others that are the same; especially those that like to talk about music and get into the details of the artistic quality of such. I can't really sing but I play several instruments and spin dance records (Breakbeat). I enjoy going off on tangents that mean and determine absolutely nothing like "If I won the lottery" or T-shirt ideas. I enjoy a frosty beer and talking loudly to someone across the table over bad karaoke or picking songs from the jukebox at a bar. I cook as well. I watch Discovery Channel, Food Network, Comedy Central, and Cartoon Network. I love shiny objects! I have ideas all the time and tell myself to remember them as I never write them down, then remember that I was supposed to remember something that will not surface in my mind. I like my ideas though and discussing where they could go with someone that can get lost in a tangent of nothingness or absurdity as much as I can is always enjoyable.My half hour DJ set! Just enter the Captcha and wait for it to let you download. Click it when it says Start Download. Taa-daa!