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MAKE LOVE TO SATAN is on sale for just $5 on our SNOCAP store! Share the earbleeding madness of MONKEYMAN with your friends today!!!
MONKEYMAN is Metal with no-holes barred. MAKE LOVE TO SATAN! is the perfect gift for the feces-thrower in your life. Hear what the Hu-mans have to say:
"Monkeyman sounds like Powderpuff Girls in a blender" - Phil Spectre.
"That's just not right" - Pat Robertson
"You guys have problems," - Nicky P.
"I don't understand," - Sandra Bernhart
"MONKEYMAN, MONKEYMAN, I can't stop saying MONKEYMAN!" - Pazuzu while debuting MONKEYMAN's s(h)it single *SATAN'S DIAPHRAGM* on WMNF radio.

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Member Since: 16/07/2006
Band Website: http://www.myspace.com/monkeymanMETAL
Band Members: MONKEYMAN - Lead VocalsMarc Cohen - MONKEYMAN'S TrainerJoe "Krakula" Paradise - All Guitars and DrumsNOTE: ALL MUSIC on "Why?" by Special Guest L.S. Wallin
Influences: IRON MAIDEN, GWAR, FRANK ZAPPA, DEAD KENNEDY'S, KING DIAMOND, JUDAS PRIEST, SLAYER, METALLICA, QUEENSRYCHE, MANOWAR
Sounds Like: SATAN and IRON MAIDEN having SEX WITH A SKULL!
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

MAKE LOVE TO SATAN ($5 on our SNOCAP store)

                Now you can own MONKEYMAN's ear-bleeding medlies of five bucks through our SNOCAP store on this page. Sample all 11 songs on the album for free or listen to 4 mindbending metal-masterp...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Jul 2009 00:43:00 GMT

NEW MONKEYMAN !!! "Satan Stole the Lighter"!

SATAN STOLE THE LIGHTER - the cult classic that started it all,is back up on the MONKEYMAN webpag!  This is the anthemn song off of MONKEYMAN's debut album, "MAKE LOVE TO SATAN"!Coming soon: "BRI...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Dec 2007 14:34:00 GMT

THE SIZE OF MY DOODY

I just posted this on some indie band's page ... they wouldn't let me leave HTML coding, so I dropped a big doody ...it was so special, I thought I'd share it with the group:"My anus bleeds Metal ... ...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 14:14:00 GMT

NEW MONKEYMAN SONG! 1st in 5 years ...

"WEIRD FREAKY PEOPLE" is the first new MONKEYMAN recording in 5 years.  So open up that kitty-litter box, cuz' my MonkeyMember is cummin in! If you check out WEIRD FREAKY PEOPLE, you can also pic...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 23:03:00 GMT

MARILYN MANSON and MONKEYMAN !!!

I had a dream with MARILYN MANSON in it the other night ... yup, he was driving me around in some wicked sports-car ("I rent them" he told me), but had to drop me off (we were in the L.A. vicinity or ...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 17:05:00 GMT

MONKEYMAN SNOCAP STORE!!!

The waiting is OVER! MONKEYMAN songs are now available for download on the SNOCAP storefront on our MySpace page. Songs are priced at $.99 per track. Download the rectal breaking sounds of MONKEYMAN t...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 20:31:00 GMT

NO, I DON'T HAVE A UTERUS UNDER MY DIAPER!!!

PENETRATING HUMANS - by MONKEYMAN------------------------------------------------My MONKEYMEMBERSTOPHOLES is coated in schmeg, But under my diaper, you will soon taste my legI will chase you down, for...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 05:03:00 GMT