Here's the reason why this section is called "About Me":..
My name is Lauren Shipman.
Most people know me by my last name or variations of it, like Shipps or Shippy.
I'm a member of the USAF.
I'm stationed in Albuqueque, NM at Kirtland AFB.
There's no oxygen here.
I'm pretty sure it has something to do with the fact that the tumbleweed is solely responsible for producing New Mexico's oxygen.
I'm a music buff, but it seems like everyone is these days.
Go figure.
I enjoy sarcasm.
I like driving, it relaxes me.
I like the unconventional.
I enjoy the simpler things of life.
So that mocha soy non-caffienated frappachino can step aside for my cup of coffee.
I like muddy trucks and getting my hands dirty.
I like the outdoors, fishing and walking through the woods.
Naps are what I like to describe as "Spectacularly Awesome."
I am musically talented, but I wouldn't call myself a maestro.
I like going to local venues to see the bands there, splitting my lip in moshpits, and crowd surfing (if people will catch me).
I like dressing up and going out to clubs.
And I don't sit on the sidelines, I'm a dancer.
I find intoxicated people highly entertaining, especially when combined with karaoke.
And I enjoy meeting new people even more than sitting back and watching two drunk fat guys singing a duet where I'm pretty sure one of them is singing 'My Heart Will Go On' and the other 'It's a Wonderful World.' So add me, message me, whatever.
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