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This is a picture of Uncle Don. He got fired for losing the War on Terror. Goodbye Uncle Don. Here's a picture of my friend Rush. He used to be on the radio but not anymore. He's addicted to drugs. Here's a picture of me still being President even though the idiots in my party can't seem to get re-elected. Good job folks, way to lose Congress.
How cool is it that I had this guy hanged? Just like in a John Wayne movie! This is Representative Pelosi, the new Speaker of the House. And I thought Hillary was a bitch... Here's a picture of me with the Emperor of Mankind. I'm just kiddin'. Thats the Pope.
I like Lee Greenwood, Toby Keith, the Oak Ridge Boys pretty much anything Country. Except the Dixie Chicks. I hate those bitches. Even the great Lee Greenwood couldn't save this election. That whole "Flag Waiving" thing usually works wonders, but not this time. We'll get 'em in 2008 Lee! Provided you're still alive.
I like "High Noon" with Gary Cooper. Sometimes I like to pretend that I'm Gary Cooper. And I pretend Saddam is the bad guy. We have a shoot out in the street. I always win.
I like television. Thanks to television, I know what black people look like.
Heeheee heheee. Yeah right.