Alright...I love my sports, my Memphis State Tigers, my Grizz, and my Titans. I like the Hogs because my dad's from Arkansas and he followed them as a kid. I love to hate the Vols, although I do kinda like them thanks to my Knoxville connections. I hate Ole Miss. Go SEC. I think people who follow hockey that were raised in the South are weird. Distance runners are the best athletes in the world.I love dogs, never really met one that I didn't like. Every instance that I did not like the dog was because of treatment or lack of discipline by its owner...so it's not the dog's fault.I think that it is up to the place of establishment to decide whether to allow smoking or not. It's not the governments job to force these damn California-hippie laws on my rights to smoke a square. It may be a conservative issue in many states and counties in different parts of the country. But in MY state of Tennessee, it was the Democrats in the capital of Nashville who passed those laws through; all politics are local. Another example of why it's important to vote in local and state elections and not just the presidential election. People who only vote for the president are hypocrites. So just about ALL of you are. Vote for me one day for County Dogcatcher and I'll be the best damn dogcatcher Shelby County has seen.I'm hedonistic.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name:
Birthday: 1/20/78
Birthplace: torn down Baptist Hospital, Memphis, TN. I was one of the thousands who witnessed when they imploded it. We celebrated with a bottle of cheap champagne at 6 am, around the time it went down.
Current Location: b/t Midtown & Downtown & G-town, Memphis
Eye Color: beautiful brown
Hair Color: solid set of handsome brown
Height: 6'1"
Right Handed or Left Handed: J
Your Heritage: Southern by the Grace of God....Arkansan dad and Texan mom, but my last name is Scottish. I have three ancestors who fought in the American Revolution; and a great great great grandfather who lost his leg in the Battle of Antietem fighting for the Rebels. And somehow I'm related to Kit Carson; he was a famous trailblazer and scout back in the 1800's.
The Shoes You Wore Today: work
Your Weakness: vices
Your Fears: success
Your Perfect Pizza: pepperoni
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: finding 5 other people to play an all-nighter RISK
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: ; )
Thoughts First Waking Up: I got 5 more minutes.
Your Best Physical Feature: various
Your Bedtime: b/t 2am & 5am
Your Most Missed Memory: Cabin @ Greers Ferry Lake in Heber Springs, AR
Pepsi or Coke: COKE!! Pepsi is for pansies and Mid-Westerners
MacDonalds or Burger King: Mac
Single or Group Dates: dates?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: fresh brewed
Chocolate or Vanilla: Choc/Van/Coffee
Cappuccino or Coffee: double espresso & Baily's
Do you Smoke: yeah, and I'll smoke you too bitch.
Do you Swear: I promise
Do you Sing: Yer So Bad
Do you Shower Daily: what day is it?
Have you Been in Love: Love is a Bitch
Do you want to go to College: ha
Do you want to get Married: and ruin a good thing?
Do you belive in yourself: I believe the Titans will be good next year.
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: Janae does
Are you a Health Freak: absolutely not
Do you get along with your Parents: does anyone
Do you like Thunderstorms: I eat lightning and crap thunder.
Do you play an Instrument: I attempt
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: more like in the past hour
In the past month have you Smoked: smoked?
In the past month have you been on Drugs: drugs kill dreams
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yup, I take my baby out and we do it up fancy-dancy right. I'm a 4 star waiter so no one knows better than me on how to wine & dine. Some Chateau LaTour '96
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no, and I'm scheduled to
In the past month have you been on Stage: everyday
In the past month have you been Dumped: I don't get dumped
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: in this weather?
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yes
Ever been Drunk: I'm drunk right now
Ever been called a Tease: No, chicks tease, not dudes
Ever been Beaten up: yes
Ever Shoplifted: yes
How do you want to Die: better to burn out than it is to rust
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: retired
What country would you most like to Visit: Turkey, wait Hungary, hungry for a turkey?
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: just want two eyes
Favourite Hair Color: just not bald
Short or Long Hair: long enough to get a good grip
Height: tall
Weight: lean
Best Clothing Style: stylin' n' profilin'
Number of Drugs I have taken: I said "DRUGS KILL DREAMS." Do you need to talk to Anfernee
Number of CDs I own: a bunch
Number of Piercings: nope
Number of Tattoos: nope, thank God, I thought about a Keith Richards one about 10 years ago. Now look at all you stupid people with dumb barb wire and celtic knots and chinese symbols. Fuckin' generic morons.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: school
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