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.mari cone.

... the great thing to learn about life is, first, not to do what you don’t want to do, and, secon

About Me

Her Juice'n & My Shoot'n Equal Nuthin But Troublemay is national masturbation month...i'm a may baby...one day i'll throw a masturbation birthday party *laughs*

My Interests



Some of the things I love include:

Women: Motorcycles: HOT WOMEN WHO RIDE MOTORCYCLES: Music: Dancing: Chilled Patron Shots: Roller Derby: Watching People Dance: Drinking: People Watching In General: Sex: Rain: Thunderstormes: Sex in the Rain: Sleeping: Kissing: Cuddling: Soft Skin: Lips: Hugs: Women Who Play The Guitar/Drums: Food: Coffee: Hot Mustard & Mayo With My McDonalds Frys: Porn: Pictures: Being Lazy (sometimes): Cooking: My dog (Kit): My Cat (Mexican): My Friends: My Family: Tattoos: Piercings: Soft Butches: Femmes: Holding Hands: Being Held: Remembering Intimate Moments: Remembering Crazy Nights: Poetry: Hot Baths/Showers: Laughing: Making People Laugh: Dancing: Music: Being a Smart Ass: Being a Dork: Flirting: Falling In Love: Being Loved: Waking Up With A Kiss: Getting A Kiss On The Forehead Good Night: Roller Derby: Smiling: Happiness: Success: Independence: Intelligence: The Color Red: The Word F*CK: Sex In Random Places: Surprises: Writing: The Saying "What Goes Around Comes Around": Being Stubborn: Being a Bitch (when I have to be): Knowing My Limits: Dancing: Music: Roller Derby: Knockin Chicks Down. *laughs*

Some of the things I hate include:

Ignorance: Selfishness: Liars: Drama: Followers: People Who Try To Be Something That They Are Not: People Who Give Up: People Who Dont Try: People Who Are Fake: People Who Interfere With MY Life: People Who Find It Necessary To Make A Scene: People Who Do Not Take Anyone's Feelings Into Consideration: People With Hidden Agendas: Fighting (Dont Think I Wont If I Have To): Arguing: People Getting In My Face: People Who THINK They Are Better Than You And I: People Who Are Not Open-Minded: People Who Cant Stand Up For Themselves: Having To Fall Asleep Alone: Getting Out Of Bed On A Cold Winter Day: Cooking For One: ME When I'm Angry: People Who Are ALWAYS Late: People Who Don't Follow Through With Plans: Whisky: Parents Who Let Their Children Walk Behind Them And Don't Pay AttentionI Could Be Here Forever!

I'd like to meet:

"Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born." - Anais Nin

i call this "LET ME TAKE YOUR PICTURE"...the things i do to my friends *laughs* (you'll need to stop the music and listen)... Let Me Take Your Picture

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"There are two kinds of liars the kind that lie and the kind that dont lie...the kind that lie are no good."

...I HATE LIARS!

IF YOU HAVE BEEN DELETED IT'S YOUR OWN FAULT :-)

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Music:

I love all types of music...House, R&B, Hip-Hop, Jazz, Rock, Alternative, etc. Some of my favorites include Sarah McLachlan, Ani Difranco, Tori Amos, Bjork, The Cure, Disco House, Metallica, AC/DC, No Doubt, Zepplin, Beatnutz, Tribe Called Quest, Roots, KRS-One, Janis Joplin, Madonna, The Doors, White Stripes, Rza, 70's & 80's music, Cleptomaniacs, Mark Farina, you name it and I'll probably like it.

mmmmm...Rose...if you happen to be her wife and you're looking at this...CONGRATS cuz she's gorgeous! *laughs*

Movies:

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Television:

who has time for television? i know i don't!

Books:

Unfortunately I haven't had much time for any new books :0(

Heroes:

anyone with the determination NOT to let anything get in their way when it comes to fulfilling their dreams or their happiness

My Blog

I get chills every time...

i watch these.  simply amazing. ...
Posted by .Evey. aka .MariCone. on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 10:23:00 PST

How To Get Kicked Off The Sirens...

TOP 10 WAYS TO GET KICKED OFF THE CHI*TOWN SIRENS 10) Hand out asshole of the year awards to specific members of the league at the end of season party AFTER the league hands out awards such as Biggest...
Posted by .Evey. aka .MariCone. on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 10:33:00 PST

Indefinately Suspended From Chi*Town Sirens...

Due to lack of good leaders and girls who do not know what it means to have a sense of humor, the chi*town sirens thought it was an awesome idea to suspend me! And how did they suspend me do you ask?&...
Posted by .Evey. aka .MariCone. on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 03:14:00 PST

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Posted by .Evey. aka .MariCone. on Fri, 25 May 2007 03:00:00 PST

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Posted by .Evey. aka .MariCone. on Fri, 25 May 2007 08:22:00 PST

The Letter...

..> The Letter by Amy Lowell Little cramped words scrawling all over the paper Like draggled fly's legs, What can you tell of the flaring moon Through the oak leaves? Or of my uncertain w...
Posted by .Evey. aka .MariCone. on Wed, 23 May 2007 09:44:00 PST

TONIGHT! TONIGHT! TONIGHT!!!

 
Posted by .Evey. aka .MariCone. on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 11:35:00 PST

BEWARE THE WHEELERS...

Check out MY team...we're bad ass!!!    ADD The   Wheelers   Beware the Roller Derby Wheelers http://www.myspace.com/chitownsirensthewheelers   Buy some merchandise!!! ...
Posted by .Evey. aka .MariCone. on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 10:26:00 PST

Walk & Roll B*tches...

On Sunday, May 20, I will be participating in the American Cancer Society's Walk & Roll Chicago. This event is a 5 mile walk, 10 mile in-line skate or 15 mile bike ride to raise funds for the America...
Posted by .Evey. aka .MariCone. on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 10:38:00 PST

Whoa! A little too accurate...

Your Sun Sign: Taurus Element: Earth Key Planet: Venus You aren't necessarily like a Bull in a ring with a toreador. You could be more like peace-loving Ferdinand, seeking the gentle meadows filled...
Posted by .Evey. aka .MariCone. on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 05:02:00 PST