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VINCENZO

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I'd like to meet:

Ron White (My Hero), Meat Loaf (My Other Hero), Willie Nelson (I WOULD smoke weed with Willie), Hank Williams Jr. (Even though I know he would probably be an asshole), Johnny Cash (Woops! Too late), Will Ferrell (Yeah I know. I've heard he's an asshole too), Alice Cooper (Welcome to his nightmare), Prince (Just because), Natalie Maines (So I could punch her in the taint), Pink (You better get the party started), Montgomery Gentry (Let me have a jar of that "Tea"), Dane Cook (We could go shit on some coats), Kenny Chesney (Yeah, Not really!), Louis CK (that would be HILARIOUS!), Snoop Dogg (Cough..cough), Jack Nicholson (Who wouldn't want to meet Jack?), Charlie Daniels (I done told you once you son of a bitch...), Sammy Hagar (Mas Tequila!), B.B. King (And Lucille), Tom Cruise (So I could punch her in the taint), Amy Whinehouse (She needs a hug [and a sandwich]), Rachael Rae (I need a hug [and sandwich]) :b

My Blog

Britney Spears

Some guy dared me to sing a Britney Spears song at karaoke tonight.I said, "I'd rather take a shot of whiskey out of Britney's asshole than sing one of her songs!"He said, "Why would you want it out o...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Aug 2009 22:34:00 GMT

~1000 Friends!~

I have been watching my friend count grow for the last week or so and it has finally reached 1000. Not a great feat for some who have thousands or over a million friends, but it's kind of cool to me. ...
Posted by on Sat, 02 May 2009 12:40:00 GMT

Sunday Morning Coming Down

Yeah I know it's not morning, but it is sunday so get over it.Don't know why I'm even posting my brain evacuation right now, cause I really don't have much to say. If you're reading this and enjoying ...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Mar 2009 10:38:00 GMT

Lately...

Well, I haven't been blogging in awhile,so I figured I better get something on here just to said that I had. By the way, I hate the term "Blogging". I'll have to come up with my own term to replace th...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Feb 2009 10:25:00 GMT

I had a dream. I had an Awesome Dream

One of the things in life that I find most interesting is dreams. How they work. What they mean. What causes them. All that shits is facinating. Last night I had a really strange dream, that I would s...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Jan 2009 20:06:00 GMT

Where is my government bailout?

Well it's been awhile since I felt the urge to post a blog on here, but I have finally found a topic that I'm so sick of hearing about that I need to talk some more about it. Government bailout for t...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Dec 2008 03:22:00 GMT

MERRY CHRISTMAS! Yeah, I said it! (Repost)

I'm not gonna get into the topic of what Christmas really means or whether it is a religous holiday. That's a whole different show, Geraldo. I'm talking about just saying Merry Christmas without worry...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Dec 2008 08:57:00 GMT

Zat You, Santa Claus? (Repost)

I grew up with Santa Claus. I don't mean that I grew up believing in Santa Claus. I mean Santa Claus lived in my house. My Dad was Santa Claus. Every year around Christmas, I would notice that so...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Dec 2008 08:25:00 GMT

Wild Night?

I just got home from my 20 year highschool reunion. I realized quite a few things while I was there. 1. Looking forward to a highschool reunion is a lot more exciting than actually going to a high sch...
Posted by on Sun, 12 Oct 2008 06:20:00 GMT

Where I Am...........

I haben' osted a blog in almost a month now, Mostly because I didn't have much to say, but also because m keyborad i a total piec o shit. It adds and skipsletters whenever it chooses to. I've had some...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Oct 2008 23:14:00 GMT