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Boysenberry R.I.P.

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

About me? Hmmm...I think this says it all:
Pimp, Player, Hustler, Breeder...FINE feathered friend. Leave me comments...I cant get enough!!!
Hey people.....Add my mom Brat

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Let's see, Who would I like to meet...Hmmm, ok:
Mating partners and that's it. Oh wait, maybe some of my illegitimate children.

Look, I'm not gonna lie. My mission on this thing is too escape this purple jail my mom calls a cage, to spread my wings and spread the love! Help me please! I am horny and I may only have months to live, since my life span is only 3 to 10 years, I am going on 2 years and 7 months right now....tick, tock, tick, tock! I want to fly high upon the wings of love!
ATTENTION!!!!!!
If you want to see my new "Parakeets Gone Wild" video [starring me of course] then check it out below you pervs!
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My Blog

Orange Rules :>

Your Heart is Orange What Color is Your Heart? brought to you by Quizilla -Boysenberry :>
Posted by on Wed, 30 Jun 2004 22:55:00 GMT

How to make a Boysenberry

How to make a Boysenberry Ingredients: 1 part anger 5 parts silliness 3 parts instinct Method:Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Top it off with a sprinkle of emotion and enjoy! Username: Per...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Jun 2004 14:53:00 GMT

Relief at last!

I finally got back in my cage and I humped like mad! I got 2 of my daughters and then the mother of my children....(if I didn't hump her, I would be in deep shit, she would feel left out and I have to...
Posted by on Sat, 12 Jun 2004 22:25:00 GMT

I'm depressed!

As mating season comes to a close...I find myself depressed.So here's what you can do: GIVE ME COMMENTS and LET ME OUT OF MY JAIL!!!! HELP!!!!!!!! -Boysenberry
Posted by on Tue, 01 Jun 2004 03:29:00 GMT

...as mating season is almost upon us

Someone help me escape from my damn cage PLEASE...shit! I'M READY TO SPREAD MY LOVE!
Posted by on Sun, 14 Mar 2004 12:58:00 GMT