lift your hats
off to the checkout girls with tattooed backs
they'd make an angels skin crawl
if you ask them for assistance
there's an even chance
you'll get a number
♥♥♥you said come on baby let's just make love
it's the only thing to make me better
you said come on let's just get you out of that sweater
i said i don't kiss losers and i don't kiss winners
and i don't fight for honor
cause we all are born sinners
mary had a little lamb with fleece as white as snow
you've got me and i'm just a common ho
but i know what i am and i know what i ain't
so don't get cut cause i still won't be no saint
gargle with peroxide a steak for your eye
but i'm a pizzatarian so it's a frozen pizza pie
you tell me that you love me and you never do lie
and you fight for my honor but i just don't know why
you fight for my honor and i don't understand
but hold on your honor i'll get ice for your hand
