asking questions, critical thinking, personal adornment, surface design, adventures, castration of rapists, self expression, swimming against the current, lady activism--- feminazis in the home, at school, in the workplace, in the streets..DON'T TAKE THEIR SHIT.NEON PUNX.STOP EATING HAM, BABY!! SWEETUMS, PUT DOWN THE HAM
I'd like to meet:
NO POSEUR ASS PATCH "PUNKS" NO SYCOPHANT SOCIAL-CREDIBILITY-LADDER-CLIMBERS. GET YOUR NOSE OUTTA MY ASS AND INTO A BOOK! NO CHAUVINISTS.NO JOCKCORE BRO SAUSAGEPARTIERS. NO PUNKCORE CAPTAIN OBVIOUS "war is bad" NINNIES. NO FUCK-UP UNGRATEFUL WASTEOIDS. IF YOU'RE A BAND THAT THIS IS A DESCRIPTION OF, I PROBABLY DON'T LIKE YOU. AND IF THIS IS THE DESCRIPTION OF YOUR BAND 20 YEARS AGO, WELL, THEN I PROBABLY RETROACTIVELY DON'T LIKE YOU NO DUDEBROS.
NO BROADS. NO DIPSHITS. NO SHIT??!!
BE YOURSELF OR DIE A POSEUR. I like subversive individuals who have strong convictions that come from their own personal values and integrity. I hate watching the waves of counter culture individuals phase into convictionless coked-out hipsters, or total scumfucktards, or some inspiring combination of both. So You "used to be" a Punk? More Like "Never Was"!.....
mainly, the writer of this:
HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND C.E.O. OF MEN'S WEARHOUSE. BETWEEN BOUTS OF BAWDY BALL-BUSTING BUTT-BURGLING, I CAN OFTEN BE FOUND AT MY LOCAL LIBRARY PERUSING A BANK OF THESAURI TO ASSIST IN THE ALLITERATIVE ANNALS OF MY AWESOME ANAL ASSAULTS. HOWEVER, MY LATEST TRIP WAS NOT THE DRY ACADEMIC EXERCISE ONE MIGHT EXPECT. AS I SEARCHED THE SILENT STACKS, I SPIED A STUNNINGLY SCRUMPTIOUS SIREN SITTING STUDIOUSLY AT THE REFERENCE DESK. ALL THOUGHT OF BORING, BANAL BOOK-BROWSING LEFT MY MIND AS OUR EYES MET AND THE BEAUTIFUL BOOKISH BABE'S BODACIOUS BOSOM BOBBED BOUNCILY WITH HER SUDDEN INDRAWN BREATH. MY TRUCULENT TROUSER TORPEDO TORE A TUMULTUOUS TRAIL OF TERROR TO HER TWITCHING, TITILATINGLY TENDER TWAT, UPENDING BOOKSHELVES AND SENDING HORRIFIED PATRONS FLEEING FOR THEIR LIVES. AS MY UNCTUOUS UNDULATING UNDERWEAR USURPER LURCHED LASCIVIOUSLY THROUGH HER LUSCIOUSLY LUSTY LIBRARIAN LABIA, LUBRICATING HER LOVEBOX WITH A FURIOUS FOAMING FLOOD OF FROTHY FUCK-FLUID AT THE CRITICAL CREST OF OUR CRIMINALLY COCKTASTIC COPULATORY CRESCENDO, HER CRIES OF UNIMAGINABLE PLEASURE WERE MORE POWERFUL THAN ANY LIBRARIAN'S "SHUSH." I GUARANTEE IT.
Music:
Deutsch-Õsterreichische Freundschaft
Nietengurtel und t-shirtskaufen
und den rest dann abends versaufen
danach konnen wir auch ins 'lipstick' gehen
and und die Munchner Punks ansehn
Pogo und Bier,Pogo und Bier,
auf die Punks trinken wir.
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Statistical Rape
......Merciless, delighted in my pain/ He laughs as he forces me again and again/ Tears and blood roll down my face/ Ripped clothes and bruises, 'such a disgrace'........
No self respect, I've been abused/ mentally destroyed, my body used/ IS A WOMAN A PLAYTHING FOR MEN TO ENJOY? LIKE A CHILD LOVES THEN REJECTS A BROKEN TOY/ oh no...../
Her life destroyed she lives in pain/
In her dreams she relives the pain/ Humiliated in a crowded court/ She'll never find the justice she sought/
He's satisfied now, he's had his fun/ He doesn't seem to realize what he's done/ Found not guilty, no sentence to pay/ Another statistic of rape filed away/ Another statistic of rape filed away/
ANOTHER STATISTIC OF RAPE FILED AWAY/
...............filed away
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Discosheisser
heite gemma in de disco daunzn
weu do hea ma net de elatn raunzn
da rhutmus geht uns in di fiass
daweu schloft des hirn recht siass
in da disco vergess ma unsre surgn
tschau bis murgn
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Last Request
SAW YOUR EYES FOR THE FIRST TIME
IN THE CORNDER OF A SMOKE FILLED ROOM.
NO SURPRISE, LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT
HAND HAND BY THE LIGHT OF THE MOON
NO DISGUISE, WE EMBRACED, MADE LOVE
IN THE COLD WET GRASS.
NO LIES, TO MY FIRST LOVE
TRUE LOVE DOESN'T COME THAT FAST.
I DON'T WANT YOU TO TELL ME THAT YOU LOVE ME
TWO SHIPS PASSING IN THE NIGHT
I DON'T WANT YOU TO TELL ME THAT YOU LOVE ME
MY LOVE WON'T DO YOU RIIII-GHT!
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Get Out of My Pocket
Your hands are like a dirty cream
I don't wanna be seen
your thoughts are like wrong ideas
television is over
get out of my pocket woooo-oh
get out of my pocket
drunken down i'm sitting here
give me another glas of beer
head and hands on a dish
i've only one wish
get out of my pocket
.. Thatcher
Look over your shoulder if you wanna see your future
you'll see the age old system its happened all before
we've a present crisis cause by a woman named Thatcher she's thrown the country off a cliff we're headed for a war Thatcher Thatcher Thatcher Thatcher
She thinks she's got a problem so she's craving more power
she thinks that the answer to her problem is a bomb
Her fantacies are based on that fatal hour
when she can press her little button and press the world to doom
Thatcher Thatcher Thatcher Thatcher
After that moment when the weapons are flying
look up to the sky and see the Russians overhead
if you look to the ground you'll see that people are dying
you can watch all this if you ain't dead already
Thatcher Thatcher Thatcher Thatcher
She'll be safe in her government bunker
watching us riff-raff trying to dodge the blast
Thatcher watch your government we gonna fuck ya
Because Britain's future ain't gonna be a copy of the past
.. Dezuje
Wet, waste streets.
Rain. Walking. People round me.
I can't see. Can't hear.
Can't feel.
People around me.
I'm sacred
Trying to run
Trying to get away
But I can't move
Blood
People around me
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MACHO-KLAN
HEY YOU!!!!...
You fight against men-exploitation
You write on the walls "NO DOGS NO MASTERS"
But is this a choice or indifference?
You don't give a shit to women's rights!!!!
.............IN WHAT YOU SAY!!!
.............IN WHAT YOU DO!!!
.............YOU'RE JUST A PIG!!!!
.............A MACHO-PIG!!!!
WHY???
Rape and battering as daily fear
Lowering roles, rotten status jobs,
Thye just got the right to shut up and screw!
Hey you macho-klan, you're a facist one!!!!
MACHO KLAN YOU SUCK!!!!
Jubilee
Saturday night in a jubilee city
Take a look around you, doesn't everyone look pretty
Take a walk down Sanvey Gate but don't you dilly dally
Someone doesn't like you and he's waiting in the alley
Jubilee Jubilee Jublee Jubilee
Now that things are better in the Jubilee City
The man in the record shop says isn't it a pity
Says he's gotta problem but he doesn't know what to do
The ignorant are coming down to beat you black and blue
Jubilee Jubilee Jubilee JubileeJubilee Jubilee Jubilee Jubilee
...............city
Television:
METALOCALYPSE/ TV FUNHOUSE/PEE WEE/ XMEN/ WONDERSHOWZEN/ TRANSFORMERS
Books:
Female Chauvinist Pigs
