Every GOD Known To Humanity

Every GOD known to man That’s right, all of us, in one convenient place.
Hi there, can you hear us? We can never be sure because we speak to you only in your own Imagination, and in any language you come up with. So, sometimes communications get a little Misunderstood. With so many people claiming to speak on our behalf, and saying things us GODS may not entirely agree with. We all decided to get together in one place, so everybody can find us and help eliminate some of the misconceptions going on around this tiny little planet we call EARTH. No one has ever actually heard our voice, except in their own mind. Thanks to Al Gore for inventing the internet and to Tom and Myspace, everyone can read what we have to say. From this point on, all of us GODS will be referred to as “I” or “GOD”I first came into existence several thousand years ago when the first person to conceive of me started to spread his/her Idea to others around him/her.
"The first clergyman was the first rascal who met the first fool"
I started popping up everywhere in very different forms shortly after the first time I was unleashed on the world. Like a virus, I spread all over the planet. I infected the human mind with every sort of belief possible to be imagined by anyone.
For thousands of years, there was a different god for everything man did not understand, such as The Sun, Moon, Stars, Thunder, Lighting, Wind, Rain, Water, Death, Crops, Cows, Monkeys, Rats, and on and on. Most of those gods have been forsaken some time ago. I have been used as an excuse to wage war on anyone and everyone. In my name, Millions of people have been tortured and murdered. More people have died because of the belief in me, then in all the natural disasters combined. History holds a record of all the sick and twisted ways I have been used to serve some very self serving, arrogant, and brutal psychopaths. We have been blamed for countless deaths. We want to make it clear that us Gods, have Never Killed Anyone. It is always Evil People who do the killing, in our name. Evil people continue to use us Gods as an excuse to promote their own agendas. Billions of dollors are wasted each year on supporting millions of false churches, and millions of fake religious leaders. Humans are capable of becoming Delusional, Crazed, Religious, Maniacs over their beliefs. Murdering everybody and anybody who does not believe the same as they do. Us Gods don't really care about you, we don't believe in you. You humans created us Gods, you can make us go away. It is the expressed desire of all of us Gods, that all of you humans, stop believing in all gods, devils, heaven and hell. We will be happy to go away and never bother you again. After all, the Truth is, We don’t really exist.