FYI |
I don't think I have an evil bone in my entire body. But FUCK UT! I fucking can't stand the University of Texas. FUCK UT!
Posted by on Mon, 03 Nov 2008 04:01:00 GMT |
Fuck the Patriots! |
I am currently in Las Vegas. I have been here for four weeks and have two more to go. I was walking with a co-worker on the strip yesterday when three women stopped and asked us where the ...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 19:45:00 GMT |
Well shit |
I am apparently really into exploding cunts. what the fuck was that? I was flying all day and then I land and get to the hotel to find that I am a pervert. Thanks for everyone who se...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 14:54:00 GMT |
New phone number |
My new phone number is 817-266-5232
Posted by on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 13:17:00 GMT |
Story 2 |
Lauren opened her eyes. The gentle kiss had woken her up, but she didn't want to see his morning face just yet. She waited until she heard him walking back into the bathroom. She saw...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Sep 2006 12:30:00 GMT |
Story 1 |
Looking into the sink, he saw a familiar sight. Blood, he thought. It mixed in perfectly with the water and made it a runny fluid that flooded into the core of the minted colored sink.&nbs...
Posted by on Sun, 28 May 2006 12:38:00 GMT |
Puzzling |
It's been a while since I have done one of these. I forgot how to I think. Whatever, I'll just see what happens. Lately, I have been in a state of weirdness... for lack of a better w...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 15:51:00 GMT |
It's finally happened! |
Ok. After about 2 years of immunity, I have gotten sick. That's right you motherfuckers, I have the flu. I forgot what being sick was like. That didn't involve alcohol.
Posted by on Wed, 25 Jan 2006 18:29:00 GMT |
Insomnia |
Why am I awake?
WHY AM I AWAKE?
I don't know. But I don't want to sleep. I don't want to stay awake. I'm just trying to be. Have you ever been so bored that you star...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Oct 2005 01:17:00 GMT |
Something |
Halloween is ahead. Approaching. Slowly, but not slow enough. Candy corn is the sweet tooth of choice. Thanksgiving 1st approaches with the decorations of Christmas in Wal...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Oct 2005 17:17:00 GMT |
