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LeGeNDaRY FaiLuRe

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About Me


ONLY THE BEST VIDEO EVER! I LOVE LINDA!
You look really pretty. I think you're beautiful.
Thanks.
Daniel: So there once was a man from Nantucket...
Cody: Yeah... go on!
Daniel: You mean there's more? I thought that's all there was. Nobody ever finishes it.
Cody: You know what, that is an amazing painting!
Daniel: Where the fuck is Nantucket???
Best conversation ever:
Me in McDonald's in Orange Park, and some very caucasian nine year old kids with no shoes on
Kid1: You can't have any candy.
Me: *sticks tongue out w/ candy* What if my name is candy?
Kid 2: Then you have to leave.
Me: Where are your shoes?
Kid 1: We're Mexicans.
Kid 2: Yea, we're dirty mexicans.
True Story.
Never neglect the important things, because you don't know when they aren't going to be there. Learn how to wash dishes and do laundry. If someone calls you at eleven at night, and you haven't slept in three days, answer it. When someone needs you you need to be there. It speaks more for your character than anything else you could every do.
Buy yourself flowers, and take the time to smell them. Going the speed limit isn't that big of a deal--it can actually be calming. Keep a nail file anywhere you sit for periods of time--work, the car, by the tv. Sitting outside when it's nice out can be the best medicine, for anything that ails you.
"I want to name my kid Joel, but it will be spelled F-R-A-N-K. That way, when he's in kindergarten and the teacher calls out Frank he can be like, 'Fuck you, it's pronounced Joel.'"
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My Interests



“All learning involves a process of automatizing, i.e., of first acquiring knowledge by fully conscious, focused attention and observation, then of establishing mental connections which make that knowledge automatic (instantly available as a context), thus freeing man’s mind to pursue further, more complex knowledge.” Ayn Rand

In order to be irreplaceable one must always be different.-Coco Chanel

"...But that's the life of a porn star. Anyway, this is making me horny, let's go to Walmart."

Let me not pray to be sheltered from dangers, but to be fearless in facing them. Let me not beg for the stilling of my pain, but for the heart to conquer it.-Rabindranath Tagore

Harry: Your heart is not broken, and if it really was I would put it back together

"Every day alone whittles me. / I go to bed unmated and wake with a vulture perched on my chest." -Marge Piercy

I'd like to meet:

Alan Greenspan. Darwin. Socrates. Mephistopheles. The guy who invented electricity. Caravaggio. Nic Cage

This is the most Gingers in a room ever.

What Makes You.. by SheBangs12
Your name?
Your gender?
What makes you sexy? Your hair
What makes you pretty? Everything
What makes you loveable? How dorky you are
What makes you fun? Everything about you!
What makes you irresistable? Your individuality
What makes you cute? How you laugh

Music:



against me!
Acceptance
relient k.
the starting line
the early november.
the black keys
the killers
Fallout Boy
story of the year
skillet
vendetta red
arctic monkeys
muse
OAR
all time low
silversun pickups
bullet for my valentine

Movies:

300, Captain Corelli's Mandolin, Wedding Date, Everything is Illuminated, Apocalypto, Pride & Prejudice, Fight Club, V for Vendetta

I'm not...but this is a good point.

Television:


CSI
CSI: Miami
Nip/Tuck
Rescue Me
House, M.D.
What Not to Wear
Miami Ink
The Daily Show
The Colbert Report
Anderson Cooper 360

Books:

The Chronicles of Narnia (Lewis), Lord of the Rings (Tolkien), The Count of Monte Cristo (Dumas), The Man Who Was Magic (Gallico), Brave New World (Huxley), The Birth Of Venus (Dunant), Holes (Sachar), Eragon (Paolini), Harry Potter (Rowling), anything by Dan Brown, The Last Unicorn (Beagle) The Art of Seduction

Heroes:

If I can be as amazing as Brenda McInarnay my life will be complete.

My Blog

TeLL Me TeLL Me Do You FeeL THe PReSSuRe NoW

It's not just about living forever, Jackie.The trick is, living with yourself, forever.I think I know what makes life good.Knowing.Knowing what's coming, what to expect, where things stand.Knowing he ...
Posted by LeGeNDaRY FaiLuRe on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 09:55:00 PST

WHo KNeW SHaMPoo BoTTLeS WeRe SMaRT

Off a shampoo bottle: philosophy:  we dream of the perfect life, perfect health, the perfect relationship even perfect hair.  in doing so we lose sight of the most perfect thing there is.&nb...
Posted by LeGeNDaRY FaiLuRe on Sun, 02 Dec 2007 12:50:00 PST

DaNieL SaYS No aNaL. i SaW aNaL.

Some older stuff 10-26-07Focus.  Drive.  Ambition.  Discipline.  Stength.  Trust.  Love.Do you know what you want?  Rigth now, tomorrow, forever?  What do you w...
Posted by LeGeNDaRY FaiLuRe on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 06:56:00 PST

YouR MoM’S SuBDueD

Forgiveness is having the courage to take down the walls that we think are there to protect us.   Forgiving myself may turn out to be the end goal right now.  Who am I not to deserve what I ...
Posted by LeGeNDaRY FaiLuRe on Sun, 18 Nov 2007 09:50:00 PST

DeeP iNSiDe THe WaTeR

Here's what I'm thinking.  I love me right now.  I love my life, where I'm at, what I'm doing.And you.You didn't ask me to wait.I would have.But you didn't ask.So now I'm feeling other thing...
Posted by LeGeNDaRY FaiLuRe on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 05:05:00 PST

BeN STeiN To TiMMY TuRNeR: You PuNK.

The creative life is one lived poised on the outermost point of an ellipse beyond which nothing more exists and behind which is the life as it has been lived and continues--against all reasonable poss...
Posted by LeGeNDaRY FaiLuRe on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 11:26:00 PST

i aM THe VioLaToR

So.Got the talk over with.It was awesome.Thank you.Now I'm looking forward to this weekend...not sure about that...I am the failure.I am the legendary failure....
Posted by LeGeNDaRY FaiLuRe on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 10:26:00 PST

auTuMN aT THe PaRK aND RuNNiNG aRouND

Much of your pain is self-chosen.  It is the bitter potion by which the physician within you heals your sick self.  Therefore trust the physician, and drink his remedy in silence and tranquility.  --K...
Posted by LeGeNDaRY FaiLuRe on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 02:13:00 PST

Me JoHNNY aND MoRGaN PaRT oNe

Things we Love-How my face looks right after I wash it & it's still wet-How young my cat's face look-Me & Morgan looking at each other during our calls-Taco Bell-Driving around w/ friends-Panc...
Posted by LeGeNDaRY FaiLuRe on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 03:47:00 PST

HeaVeN SHouLD Be THe oCeaN

I love my life now.When you act like an adult it's amazing.So.Beach on Sunday.  Everyone who wants to go.It's a private party.But you can still ask to go.Everyone should at least have a myspace s...
Posted by LeGeNDaRY FaiLuRe on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 11:22:00 PST