the dominican republic |
Im trying to convince the hatians to revolt while im here, i thaught they were all about that shit but it turns out monkeys just try and steal your booze all day. blight Posted by on Tue, 16 Mar 2004 16:28:00 GMT |
Top Secret Plan 5: Australia |
Operation Beer and Crocks
Ok vacation is over, back to buisness. The Aussies are some rough motherfuckers, this one might be rough.
Objective 1) Cut off beer supply
Objective 2) Inlist the h... Posted by on Sat, 14 Feb 2004 16:07:00 GMT |
Top Secret Plan 4: Poland |
Operation the Polish are Stupid:
Carrying on with my vacation I decided this one would be another easy hit.
Objective 1) Install rotating doors
Objective 2) Watch as the stupid idiots walk ar... Posted by on Thu, 12 Feb 2004 23:22:00 GMT |
Top Secret Plan 3: Sweeden |
Operation Beer and Big Breasted Blonds.
This one was an easy choice, after conquering Korea I needed a vacation so I decided what better place than sweeden, its easy and I can lay back with a bre... Posted by on Tue, 10 Feb 2004 17:12:00 GMT |
Top Secret Plan 2: Korea |
Operation get lotsa nukes.
I choose korea because it hase nukes...I like nukes!
Objective 1) Take over Korea (I dont know figure it out)
Objective 2) Secure nukes
Objective 3) Nuke hawii
O... Posted by on Mon, 09 Feb 2004 23:48:00 GMT |
Top Secret Plan 1: Mexico |
Operation Trojan Pinata.
I chose Mexico because it is a medium difficulty country to take over, its not China and its not Canada its right in between. My plan goes as such...
Objective 1) Ini... Posted by on Sun, 08 Feb 2004 23:00:00 GMT |
survey bitch! |
Like to walk in the rain? yeah rains loud so you cant hear me sneak up
Sleep with or without clothes on? I wear skanky hoes
Prefer black or blue pens? theyr blue untill i stab you with one
Dress up... Posted by on Sun, 08 Feb 2004 03:01:00 GMT |