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Bizarro Carl

I am here for Dating and Friends

About Me

Im Carls evil twin.,

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Hoes and other people with aspirations of world domination.

My Blog

the dominican republic

Im trying to convince the hatians to revolt while im here, i thaught they were all about that shit but it turns out monkeys just try and steal your booze all day. blight
Posted by on Tue, 16 Mar 2004 16:28:00 GMT

Top Secret Plan 5: Australia

Operation Beer and Crocks Ok vacation is over, back to buisness. The Aussies are some rough motherfuckers, this one might be rough. Objective 1) Cut off beer supply Objective 2) Inlist the h...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Feb 2004 16:07:00 GMT

Top Secret Plan 4: Poland

Operation the Polish are Stupid: Carrying on with my vacation I decided this one would be another easy hit. Objective 1) Install rotating doors Objective 2) Watch as the stupid idiots walk ar...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Feb 2004 23:22:00 GMT

Top Secret Plan 3: Sweeden

Operation Beer and Big Breasted Blonds. This one was an easy choice, after conquering Korea I needed a vacation so I decided what better place than sweeden, its easy and I can lay back with a bre...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Feb 2004 17:12:00 GMT

Top Secret Plan 2: Korea

Operation get lotsa nukes. I choose korea because it hase nukes...I like nukes! Objective 1) Take over Korea (I dont know figure it out) Objective 2) Secure nukes Objective 3) Nuke hawii O...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Feb 2004 23:48:00 GMT

Top Secret Plan 1: Mexico

Operation Trojan Pinata. I chose Mexico because it is a medium difficulty country to take over, its not China and its not Canada its right in between. My plan goes as such... Objective 1) Ini...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Feb 2004 23:00:00 GMT

survey bitch!

Like to walk in the rain? yeah rains loud so you cant hear me sneak up Sleep with or without clothes on? I wear skanky hoes Prefer black or blue pens? theyr blue untill i stab you with one Dress up...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Feb 2004 03:01:00 GMT