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Climb into Julian's Ballbag

A huge fan of Double Deckers and Iron Brew

About Me

English, single, vaguely pissed off with the world and feverishly searching for someone who can explain what the fuck is going on without sounding like a total ballbag.Myspace Backgrounds
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Member Since: 7/16/2006
Band Website: Nunnerds (Yet)
Band Members: Oh, Just Me
Influences: That nob from The Streets; MC Pitman; erm, i don't really like many proper "poets". They're all a bit serious. And the ones who think they're funny are even worse. I like the poem "Delay" by Elizabeth Jennings, but that's cos i'm a soppy twat. I quite like Lily Allen, but i heard her on the radio nobbing off about wearing a wedding dress for a laugh. She sounded like a right silly bitch. Steve Martin used to be funny too. My biggest influence is probably Bill Bailey. Although the fact i only just thought of him suggests he shouldn't be held fully responsible.
Sounds Like: Having Einstein's entire ballsack in your mouth and wondering whether you can suck out the knowledge.
Record Label: Nunnerds
Type of Label: None

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Only Sex Offenders Have Mexican Moustaches ...
Posted by Climb into Julian's Ballbag on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 05:46:00 PST

Inert Jim And The Undecided Pig

Inert Jim And The Undecided Pig   Sat atop his favourite hill, Inert Jim was at peace. He was always at peace when Hyperactive Glen wasn't around. Today was even better, the sun baking down on h...
Posted by Climb into Julian's Ballbag on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 04:29:00 PST

On The Greatness Of Cats

Felis Catus - The common or garden domesticated cat. Brought to England from China in the 17th Century, cats were originally moulded in alabaster. It was only with the rise of Alchemy in Paris and Lon...
Posted by Climb into Julian's Ballbag on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 08:44:00 PST

Inert Jim Does Not Respect Helium/Inert Jim Meets A Metal Duck

Inert Jim Does Not Respect Helium Years ago, in a different world of folklore and magic, there came into being the woofle code. This was a code which all dogs knew and lived by. It kept them safe fro...
Posted by Climb into Julian's Ballbag on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 05:18:00 PST

Inert Jim Rollerskates

Inert Jim Rollerskates One day Inert Jim was sitting still, on top of his favourite hill, with his eyes closed. Most people would call this sleeping, but Inert Jim didn't like the idea of sleeping. ...
Posted by Climb into Julian's Ballbag on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 08:25:00 PST

Inert Jim Turns Around

Inert Jim didn't do much. As a dog, he was chiefly concerned with sitting still. You might think that as a result Inert Jim was dull. You might think that Inert Jim had never even heard of adventur...
Posted by Climb into Julian's Ballbag on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 08:24:00 PST

How To Stay Single 7

July 25th, 22:34   The best thing about being single at the moment is the heat. When you have a girlfriend and it gets to this temperature you simply cant sleep together properly. There you both ...
Posted by Climb into Julian's Ballbag on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 03:10:00 PST

Use A Blank Tape

If anyone is a rapper in the style of that nob from The Streets, or if anyone has an instrumental version of Dry Your Eyes by that nob from The Streets feel free to offer your services. That is in hel...
Posted by Climb into Julian's Ballbag on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 12:38:00 PST

How To Stay Single 6

July 16th, 13:26   Of late I have taken to running. It seems I am incapable of spending any period of my life without addiction, and running is my latest poison. Yesterday, I broke my own New Far...
Posted by Climb into Julian's Ballbag on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 12:27:00 PST

How To Stay Single 5

July 12th, 23:08   No feelings of terror today. I did induct a hugely fit girl called Nicola who I think quite liked me. Unfortunately Im contractually obliged to not have sex with her. I suppose...
Posted by Climb into Julian's Ballbag on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 12:26:00 PST