AntiqueHighHeelRedDollShoes

About Me

If you want to know how to fly high, then go now to the place where all the concubines meet and converse with them, marvel at their pale skin, wonder how they chew on their pointy teeth and hair are beauty. They know it's their duty to be countess in their hearts and their minds that have to whisper. See in them a sister. Look into their eyes, and you'll become Transylvanian Concubine.

My Interests

singing, learning keyboard, forensic science, anatomy, rigor mortis, biology, androgyny, trash with class, homestarrunner, piercings, laughing, lipstick lesbians, guitar hero, the sims, dance dance revolution, moonlight, alternative rock, armwarmers, the secret of mana, sun poisoning, pretending to be a Russian master, masturbation for peace, thunderstorms, siamese kittens, plain fried rice, skirts over jeans, the mystery of the tutu, the hip hoptionary, dancing in cornfields, and whatever else tickles my fancy at the time.

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Music:

RASPUTINA lyrics Fleming and John, Ani Difranco, Of Montreal, The Start, Prodigy, Placebo, Belle and Sebastian, Bjork, death cab for cutie, Bright Eyes, Broken Social Scene, Eisley, Static-X, Tori Amos, Evanescence, A Perfect Circle, Garbage, Gorillaz, Pretty Girls Make Graves, Iggy Pop, Panic! At the Disco, Jane's Addiction, Pete Yorn, Jack off Jill, Stabbing Westward, The Killers, The Bravery, Bloc Party, Led Zeppelin, Rasputina, the postal service, Mad Caddies, Smashing Pumpkins, Human Waste Project, Mae, Hot Hot Heat, Gregory and the Hawk, Freezepop, Older Manson, Nine Inch Nails, Mates of State, fleetwood mac, regina spektor, The Faint, moon theory, Stone Temple Pilots, Mindless Self Indulgence, Neutral Milk Hotel, Tool, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Orgy, buckcherry, The Dresden Dolls, Porno for Pyros, Radiohead, The Dandy Warhols, Phantom of the Opera, Richard Cheese, Azure Ray, Snake River Conspiracy, Tenacious D, Veruca Salt, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, bad 80's music, Poe, music of the Russian pop persuasion, and more!

Movies:

Waking Life, Mulholland Drive, Robinhood Men in Tights, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Coffee and Cigarettes, Interview with a Vampire, Basketball Diaries, Requiem for a Dream, 21 Grams, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Shaun of the Dead

Television:

Adult Swim. This includes Family Guy, SEALAB 2021, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Harvey Birdman, Perfect Hair Forever, and Home Movies. Aeon Flux. Saved by the Bell (you love it, too. Admit it!), The Golden Girls, and Sex and the City.

Books:

Death Be Not Proud, The Hip Hoptionary, The Cat With a Really Big Head, Much Ado About Nothing, Ishmael, Mama Day

Heroes:

Just the one:

My Blog

{Little ones} they scream like bunnies:

Hiya fellow myspacers. Since I rocked my homework's face off for the evening, I figured I should do a small update. Two weeks and counting until school runs away for a couple of months. I am far too e...
Posted by AntiqueHighHeelRedDollShoes on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 07:05:00 PST

Peer round corners with Dental Mirrors:

I know that you were all out celebrating for the past week... because well, why wouldn't you? The 22nd was the birth of the almighty Shane (a.k.a. my little brother). He hit the milestone of 3! He's j...
Posted by AntiqueHighHeelRedDollShoes on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 10:53:00 PST

Tiny broken operatic sounds dissolved:

Warning: This blog is spewing with sass due to utter excitement. Hello children of the myspace. I thought I should clue you all in on my journey to womanhood. Well, more like my journey from Illinois...
Posted by AntiqueHighHeelRedDollShoes on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 01:02:00 PST

Stand out on the edge of the earth:

Hey kiddos! How are you doing? Now I realize that I have not posted in a couple of months. I must have gotten a little carried away with the holidays and sleeping in until roughly four p.m. So mu...
Posted by AntiqueHighHeelRedDollShoes on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 11:07:00 PST

Bandages have Advantages, too:

Hello myspace lovelies. It's time for a random Alana blog. Oh, the Halloween! I was extremely excited about it for some reason... most likely because I've had my costume since practically August! So ...
Posted by AntiqueHighHeelRedDollShoes on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 06:02:00 PST

Your Cry is Like Music:

My profile is under construction so please be patient. It will once again resume its status of fabulousness. I had a myspace boo boo equivalent to lopping off a limb... While pasting the code for my s...
Posted by AntiqueHighHeelRedDollShoes on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 10:42:00 PST

Shimmer like a girl should:

Hello all of my myspace lovelies. Today, my dearest Ashton informed me that someone had snagged one of my pictures and put it on their myspace page. So if this woman (http://www.myspace.com/lisasteven...
Posted by AntiqueHighHeelRedDollShoes on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 09:15:00 PST

Faster than the speeding bullet that took the life of your radio:

Hmmm. It appears that the return to good ol' UIS is approaching rather quickly. Oddly enough, I'm starting to look forward to moving back... and that makes me want to kick my head off. Oh well. Tell n...
Posted by AntiqueHighHeelRedDollShoes on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 11:59:00 PST

Like a kitten with a ball of yarn, and it's doing me in:

To put it simply, Im in the mood to bitch. A lot. {Ignore this} It appears that this Wednesday, my little-brother-sitting services have been requested by my mother. This does not bother me at a...
Posted by AntiqueHighHeelRedDollShoes on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 12:39:00 PST

Crop circles in the carpet:

Whoa, I am awful at keeping everyone updating in the world of myspace. I finally have some spare time, as I have just put my brother down. You know, I just put his cute little pumpkin head (with match...
Posted by AntiqueHighHeelRedDollShoes on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 09:04:00 PST