Only those who are interested in holding a newspaper that actually speaks with them - not only about them:
Readers, bands, musicians, drinkers, artists, collaboratives, bike riders, pedestrians, photographers, bartenders, ceramicists, thinkers, doers, undoers, writers, media technicians, waiters, web designers, conversationalists, introverts, extroverts, grammar bitches, editors, art directors, publishers, bar owners, DJ's, music collectors, history buffs, librarians, contactors, actors, actresses, directors, playwrights, teachers, professors, dog owners, dogs, cats, drummers, guitarists, singers, song writers, comic-strip artists, humorists, under water welders, clubs, dancers, hikers, drivers, walkers, runners, cultural makers, candle wick menders, silk screeners, fiction writers, non-fiction writers, photojournalists, mix-tape makers, studio owners, big bands, little bands, philosophers, minimalists, cobblers, retail owners, sales assistants, sushi makers, liquor store customers, news junkies, strippers, media hounds, the members of Slayer, journalists, non-profit organizations, non-smokers, neighborhood alliances,smokers, genius/crazy mathematicians, computer scientists, film makers, celebrity gazers, TV watchers, cinematic addicts, web trollers, blog starters, feminists, misogynists, commercial makers, commentators, the members of Foghat, jewelry makers, coffee drinkers, lighting technicians, band managers, people with large cars that would distribute The Agenda in exchange for ad space used at their discretion, smokers, fashionistas, dress makers, bankers, lawyers, entrepreneurs, publishers, junk magazine readers, Internet users, the technologically inept, the technologically adept, small business owners, liquor distributors, bouncers, those that walk in the rain, and those who prefer umbrellas, anyone who likes newsprint on their fingers, ad designers, mill occupants, studio dwellers, the members of REO Speedwagon, trouble makers, peace keepers, students, political fanatics, voters, non-voters, not-for-profits, and anyone who barely scrapes by.