Doesn't Mix Well With Others |
Granola + Soy MilkNew Socks + New ShoesUnibrows + Gay MenEggs + OnionsWellies + Icey SidewalksChianti + White TeethFurby + Rusty BatteriesCat Hair + Black CoatsPacking Tape + Leg HairCarved Pumpkins +...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Jan 2009 16:35:00 GMT |
Señor Macho Solo |
On my last day off I ran a few errands, nothing too exciting. A haircut, lunch with an old friend, simple and relaxing. Later, I decided after the purchase of a bottle of Chambord, that I'd rent a few...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Jan 2009 21:12:00 GMT |
City Sidewalks, Busy Sidewalks |
What to do, what to do? Sometimes I really know how to mess things and actually do it intentionally. What's wrong with me?
Today is "Call in Gay" to work day. Since I already had the last two days of...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Dec 2008 20:33:00 GMT |
Questions Ive Been Asked This Week |
Did you change your number? Can you help me find a home for my cat? Do you think I should say yes? Haven't we met before at (4)some gay house party, (5) Gay bar, (2) Caribou, (1) We used to date, don'...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Dec 2008 20:08:00 GMT |
Pamplona |
October is looming and pumpkins are ripening. Ghoulish costumes and candycorn are hitting the shelves of every CVS. It's difficult with autumn approaching not to think of my ex Justin, and the four ye...
Posted by on Sat, 18 Oct 2008 23:02:00 GMT |
Childhood Contentments |
Things I miss from my childhood:Fraggle Rock: I can still sing the theme song--"Dance your cares away! *clap clap* Worries for another day-ay-ay!"--even though I haven't seen the show in about 20 year...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Oct 2008 18:32:00 GMT |
Rain, Rain, Go Away |
TO:
Chicago umbrellas and their owners, what exactly are your undeclared regulations? I'm not quite certain myself, but I feel that if there were affirmed rules, most of the general public would be i...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Sep 2008 19:45:00 GMT |
Ten Things That I Know About My Neighbors Without Ever Meeting Them |
1. There are three of them. I know this because the stomping that emanates from my ceiling comes in three forms: loud, very loud, and excessively loud. 2. They have a child. I know this because every ...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Aug 2008 20:16:00 GMT |
Stormnado |
Growing up in Oklahoma doesn't leave a lot of room for anything else for a child to do but play in the hot summer sun and take shelter from storms in the spring. In the summer I would o...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Aug 2008 02:54:00 GMT |
Home Sweet Home |
It seems from everyone I speak to, "It's the Chicago thing to do." That is, if you don't like where you live, move.The landlord raising your rent? Move. Recently discovered bugs? Move. Loud neighbors?...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Jul 2008 21:38:00 GMT |
