My names Phil (as im sure you know), im 18, im not tall but not small either, iv got brown ey...fuckin borin that innit. I go to St Margarets sixth form wher i have a laugh with lots of people, who i mite aswell tell u about cos i avent got much more 2 say...
Macca- Me main man, the thierry-henry loving, wannabe pirate, future golfing superstar. Boss with the ladies, though is known to take advantage! Does me head in at times with his loudness, but i still love the kid, and we get on sound considerin the first time we met each other (not that way) it involved him twattin me with a ruler and me grassin him up to the teacher (in year 7 RE lol). And hes right...we do actually know what the other is thinking all the time! Forbidden Thursday is our day...
Mark- Is it a bee? Is it a manitee? No, its me other main man, fuckin hilarious kid who helps me take the piss out of the the previous lad lol. we have a laugh goin the match, "cockles!", "youve just been IKEA'd" (private jokes). always goes out of his way for you an i dunno wat i would do without him. My manpillow on long journeys and also quite the "Cyber-Demon" HAHAHA.
Wardle- same sense of humour as moi, we basically sit off quoting alan partridge or anchorman, "im gonna take ur mother out for a nice seafood dinner, and never call her again!". good with the ladies and a class footy player.
Rite im gonna speed this up now, Mick - mentalist from Anfield, guitaring genuis "I can play that" lol, Pottsy- funniest kid ever, "in Walton we throw bears", scared of cracks in the pavement HAHA, Raddy- fellow southsider and hilarious kid, Gal - evil genius, future mass murderer, hand-eye coordination improves when drunk (just ask the trees in sefton park), love him really though, Scott- known for him for I dont know how long, another funny guy, Price- takes his ale like no-one else, legend at Pro evo, we take turns in abusing our manpillow lol, Conjee - didnt know him 2 well till the Dam (except when bullying James Luft) an since then hes made me laugh many times!!, Big Rob Foley- "longest" person I know lol, he got absoloutely AMSTERDAMAGED! JC - Class footy player, fellow bushy-eyebrowed person, Tivey - funny kid, at his best when drunk and laughing! Wakey, Jonesy, Mossy, Jamie, i love them all.
Special shout to the party animals from St Hildas- Sarah, Helen, Sara, Jayne, Debbie, Kat, Becca...SQUIRRELS!!!!!!! And almost forgot, the beloved DHC-Dave Hort Crew! Dave, John, Egg, Chay, Luke, Fray, Paddy, Steph, Yink, Kirsty, Laura, Jane etc (think thats all of them lol). WATCH THIS VIDEO TO THE END!!!.. width="425" height="350" ..
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Phil
Birthday: 16/9/88
Birthplace: Liverpool!!! (Southside of course)
Current Location: In my room
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Actually don't have one, sort of brown/grey/shite-ish
Height: 5'9 im guessin
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right, i aint no wardle
Your Heritage: English/Irish
The Shoes You Wore Today: Boss kinda like Hugo (Only MaC will get that)
Your Weakness: I have none-I reign supreme and you are all inferior
Your Fears: Nuns
Your Perfect Pizza: cheese, ham, chicken, mushrooms, onions, pineapple - the lot
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: decent a-levels to make mother proud
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: don't go on it enough!
Thoughts First Waking Up: were the hell am i?
Your Best Physical Feature: eyebrows - if you like em bushy that is
Your Bedtime: when mother says
Your Most Missed Memory: watchin thundercats or teenage mutant ninja turtles - though i sumtimes still do
Pepsi or Coke: Neither
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger king (for the gravy)
Single or Group Dates: any date will do nicely for me
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate, preferably galaxy
Cappuccino or Coffee: cappuccino
Do you Smoke: never
Do you Swear: too fuckin much
Do you Sing: yes, but not well, though i do a good liam gallagher eh boys?!
Do you Shower Daily: for the purposes of this, yes
Have you Been in Love: yes, her name is sky lopez (haha mark lid!!), found on all good adult websites
Do you want to go to College: oui
Do you want to get Married: indeed, with 5 kids
Do you belive in yourself: yeah most of the time
Do you get Motion Sickness: not really
Do you think you are Attractive: not really, carragher rather than henry (lol MaC)
Are you a Health Freak: most definitely not
Do you get along with your Parents: very well
Do you like Thunderstorms: never thought about it tbh
Do you play an Instrument: i play frere jacque on the recorder superbly
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: in the past month i was 18 - what do u think?
In the past month have you Smoked: never
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no, i really wana try em though
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes, china palace doin oasis backstreet boys etc.
In the past month have you been Dumped: not that i know of
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: yes
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: haha what a question
Ever been called a Tease: not to my face
Ever been Beaten up: by my sister
Ever Shoplifted: sweets from woolies, yeah (what 10 year old doesnt)
How do you want to Die: the loff will never die
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a fratelli
What country would you most like to Visit: egypt
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: brown
Favourite Hair Color: dark, black or brown
Short or Long Hair: in between
Height: smaller than me
Weight: curvy
Best Clothing Style: mischa barton-esque
Number of Drugs I have taken: none
Number of CDs I own: lots and lots and lots
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: how long have you got???
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