There are few bands in New Jersey or even the world who can claim to have come to this planet on an interdimensional space ship. Even less can claim to have invented their own genre; Creepadelic-Lounge-Core. This is one such band. Consolation Prize has been spotted delighting intoxicated humans at various bars, with an eclectic mix of acoustic instruments, electric toys and psychedelic effects from 2000 years in the future. The band members are equally diverse in their musical backgrounds and tastes; ranging from heavy metal and punk, to lounge and ska, and everything in-between. This is a band that is sure to entertain the most belligerent of people, but why don't you read the story for yourself?
THE SAGA OF CREEPADELIC LOUNGE-CORE
In Stereo Where Available
Eons ago there was a rift in the space/time continuum, a portal to another dimension was formed in the swamps of the New Jersey Turnpike. Through this disturbance in your universe passed countless horrors, each monumentally more disturbing than the one preceeding it. However, in the year 2002AD the rift was sealed by a renegade squadron of the very scum that had penetrated this dimension. Their self-prescribed mission: To seek out and assimilate the frightening noise caused by the haunting screams of their otherworldy bretheren. Combined with their own insatiable lust for music, drugs, and fornication, they would soon create sounds unheard by human kind in any era of your planets existence. So began the saga of the very group you have stumbled upon. We are Consolation Prize. We have claimed Dirty Jersey as our own. We want to have sex with your ears, and massage your brain until it explodes in ecstacy. We have been jamming together for years, but we come to you now as a unified force. Many musical influences under one name, here to amuse and entertain.
From Galaxy Z348X-V near the Crab Nebula, comes Byron Klingface. Heir to the throne of Zorbac, he came to earth to make it his own and have his way with it's loose women.
Hailing from the Moons of Fangorum, deep within a black hole where stars are formed, comes the terrible duo of half-brothers who mean to enslave the human race at any cost. Their names? Brucebo Ramsteen the Planet Crusher and Manthony the Dark Lord, annointed with the blood of children by the undead sages of Kruldor.
When it seems as though the wind is screaming at night and you wonder why, you need search no further than Tumo the Destroyer, the space demon from the Realms of Kandirus in Galaxy XL420. Gifted with the awesome power of thunder, his might caused even the gods of olympus to tremble.
Lastly a being so vile he was banished from the serpent planet of Slithe in the Black Dimension, to come here to earth and enslave humanity with his screams of agony. Scrotelli the Scourge can melt your face with but a thought, and a flick of his scaly finger.
Together these creatures shall rule this planet and have their way with every orafice of all whom inhabit it!!!
