hesta// KAPOW! profile picture

hesta// KAPOW!

BACHELOR OF POLE DANCING (B - PDnc)

About Me

ok. so everytime i write in this 'ABOUT ME' section, i read over it and i pretty much die because its so hazardously cringe-worthy. so im just going to be me and write whatever i can.
im a girl who happens to be christian (if you look carefully at the word christian, you will also find that if u add 'as', you will get christ-asian. then you can appropriately subtract the 'christ' and you will be left with my ethnicity.)
i think God is awesome.
i am a nerd. i wear glasses sometimes and i pretty much believe they are the devil's offspring (not on everyone, just me).
i am at Macquarie uni doing B Arts (psychology) and Business admin. yes, i am in fact pulling a DOUBLE D. i find uni absolutely awesome because of the wonderful people i meet on a daily basis.
if you spend time with me you will find that i am:
1. obsessed with breathe mints
2. passionfruit greentea
3. very easily infatuated
4. even more easily freaked out by boys who make unwelcome advances
5. love mustard
6. am constantly hungry and/or eating (i am most probably feasting away on foodz of some sort whilst you are reading this)
7. constantly complaining about un-sunshine-y weather
8. enjoy midnight banquets (in fact, i am currently eating my second sausage and it is 12:27am)
btw i bet you fools didnt notice that some of the above sentences dont make sense.
Exhibit A: "... you will find that i am: love mustard..."
or
Exhibit A: "you will find that i am: enjoy midnight banquets"
this just shows how excellent my grammar is, and how diligently i portray an illegal immigrant.
You will also find that 99% of the time i bag out my own race, but as my HIGH SCHOOL BUDDY ELLY says, in actual fact there is nothing more that i hate than racism. i find racists ignorant and arrogant and i feel sorry for them.
i love go-kart racing. i loved the summer of 06/07, but please don't bring up the stupid things i did.
i dont think im really anything special. i know there are hundreds and millions of girls out there better than i am. but you know, WATEVS
i love CECELIA SNAITH . We are absolute brats and we love it. If she were a man i would marry her (no, contrary to popular belief, we are not RAGING DYKES). We travelled together to Vietnam and didn't fight. i LOVE THAT ONE :)
THESE ones are my cousins. My aunties and uncles produced them.
These were taken in Hong Kong, because thats just the kind of ethnic i am... BTW, SPOT THE BUBBLE TEA!
On a lighter note, this is the greatest game of all time

My Interests

I looooooove singing [obscenities out my window]

I FECKING LOVE TOM AND JERRY

I'd like to meet:

YA MUM.

PLEASE dont add/message me if you're a freak who's all like "oh baby. bla bla bla my msn = [email protected]... add me and we'll hit it up"...

um no. I'LL hit YOU up... with a baseball bat.

GO ON. G'ARNNN

Add A Comment

Music:

i love music. all types. many kinds. mainstream, unknown. whatever. it amazes me how people can just write and compose lyrics and melodies.My loves
Tegan and Sara
U2
Coldplay
Kill Hannah
Oasis
Lior
Little Birdy
Sia
Frou Frou
Reuben Morgan
Chris Tomlin
Cascada
Paper View
Rektor
Brooke Fraser
Enya
Soho Dolls

im also a bit of a remix freak. weee

Television:


ily cc && Jess B

Books:

Dave Pelzer's trilogy

Heroes:

i love and live for Jesus :)..

My Blog

RUDE BOY

3 days ago i met the rudest boy id ever met in my entire life. he said many mean things to me within 1 minute of meeting me and it hurt me. ive pretty much told everyone what he said to me because hav...
Posted by hesta// KAPOW! on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 06:01:00 PST