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David

I was stranded here from a space tourism accident

About Me

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Interests: diverse and deep.

Sense of life: awe.

Atheist in principle, but I have a spiritual sense and quest.

Quasi-intellectual, but I have an expressive sensual side.

I am broad-minded and intuitive, but very analytical.

Honest by principle and nature.

Personality: ENFP - The Champion

ENFPs are both "idea"-people and "people"-people, who see everyone and everything as part of an often bizarre cosmic whole.

ENFPs have what some call a "silly switch." They can be intellectual, serious, all business for a while, but whenever they get the chance, they flip that switch and become CAPTAIN WILDCHILD, the scourge of the swimming pool, ticklers par excellence. Sometimes they may even appear intoxicated when the "switch" is flipped.

The Champion Idealists are abstract in thought and speech, cooperative in accomplishing their aims, and informative and extraverted when relating with others. For Champions, nothing occurs which does not have some deep ethical significance, and this, coupled with their uncanny sense of the motivations of others, gives them a talent for seeing life as an exciting drama, pregnant with possibilities for both good and evil. This type is found in only about 3 percent of the general population, but they have great influence because of their extraordinary impact on others. Champions are inclined to go everywhere and look into everything that has to do with the advance of good and the retreat of evil in the world. They can't bear to miss out on what is going on around them; they must experience, first hand, all the significant social events that affect our lives. And then they are eager to relate the stories they've uncovered, hoping to disclose the "truth" of people and issues, and to advocate causes. This strong drive to unveil current events can make them tireless in conversing with others, like fountains that bubble and splash, spilling over their own words to get it all out.

Champions consider intense emotional experiences as being vital to a full life, although they can never quite shake the feeling that a part of themselves is split off, uninvolved in the experience. Thus, while they strive for emotional congruency, they often see themselves in some danger of losing touch with their real feelings, which Champions possess in a wide range and variety. In the same vein, Champions strive toward a kind of spontaneous personal authenticity, and this intention always to "be themselves" is usually communicated nonverbally to others, who find it quite attractive. All too often, however, Champions fall short in their efforts to be authentic, and they tend to heap coals of fire on themselves, berating themselves for the slightest self-conscious role-playing.

ENFPs have a great deal of zany charm, which can ingratiate them to the more stodgy types in spite of their unconventionality. They are outgoing, fun, and genuinely like people. As SOs/mates they are warm, affectionate (lots of PDA), and disconcertingly spontaneous. However, attention span in relationships can be short; ENFPs are easily intrigued and distracted by new friends and acquaintances, forgetting about the older ones for long stretches at a time.

People get caught up and entranced by an ENFP. Yet this type is marked with a fierce independence, repudiating any kind of subordination, either in themselves or in others in relation to them. While ENFPs resist the notion of others becoming dependent or having power over them, their charisma draws followers who wish to be shown the way. ENFPs constantly find themselves surrounded by others who look toward the ENFP for wisdom, inspiration, courage, leadership, and so on-an expectancy which, at times, weighs rather heavily on an ENFP.

ENFPs are characteristically optimistic and are surprised when people or events do not turn out as anticipated. Often their confidence in the innate goodness of fate and human nature is a self-fulling prophecy.

ENFPs are characteristic in their pursuit of the novel, their strong sense of the possible, and outstanding intuitive powers. At the same time, they have warmth and fun with people and generally are unusually skilled in handling people. Their extraverted role tends to be well developed, as is their capacity for the novel and the dramatic.

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Decent, caring, highly dynamic, dualistic, intelligent, open-minded, principled, fun-loving types who are ever seeking and can fully appreciate the moment. Especially those who value true friendship and have a fundamental sense of fairness and courtesy.

My Blog

Crackhead Mousetraps

I need help acquiring the following items: 1. Sheets of plexiglass. 2. Spikes.3. A kilo of crack.4. Nerve gas.5. A microphone and speaker system. My car was broken into last night, in the same lot on ...
Posted by David on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 11:30:00 PST

A couple poems

I'm archiving these here. New Beginnings I have been living Where the sun never rises Except to expose me To wake the world The world that wants me dead The world that would never understand The wor...
Posted by David on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 08:26:00 PST

Bad Advice Column Archive

Some of you are already familiar with my "Ask Dr. Ntheogen for Bad Advice" message board thread. I've archived a first installment of the "best of" in my okcupid journal. http://www.okcupid.com/journa...
Posted by David on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 10:14:00 PST

Childhood Memories

Sometimes, when I was a small child, monsters would read me bedtime stories, and then I would hide under the bed, and they would take my place in bed, and my parents would come in to tuck me in, and s...
Posted by David on Thu, 13 Oct 2005 03:13:00 PST

Narcissistic friend survey

If you respond to this and then repost it in your blog, I'll do you back. Some of these questions are inane, so feel free to skip those. 1. Who are you?2. Are we friends?3. When and how did we meet?4...
Posted by David on Thu, 29 Sep 2005 03:02:00 PST

Decline and Fall of Civilization

Reality television has reached an apex, making a large entry into the timeline of the Decline and Fall of Civilization. A new show by Fox features 20 female midgets courting a single male midget, pres...
Posted by David on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST