i am gerald.
i am dannys imaginary friend.
I am like an alibino llama in a paddock of sheep. I look the same as the other sheep, I walk the same as the other sheep, I talk the same as the other sheep, only i have a very long neck. I can also see further than the other sheep. (Because my neck is longer, so I can see over the top of the other sheep. Not because I have super human eyesight. That is just stupid. Cause I'd be a llama, not a human.)
Fun fact number 2994: Memory pillows don't actually help with your memory.
My dog Charlie. He is not a kitten, and gets quite upset when he is called a kitten.
I grew up in a two dimensional castle made out of cardboard. We had guinea pigs and hamsters as slaves. It was pretty awesome. Untill one day, the guinea pigs and hamsters befriended each other and organised an uprising and kicked my family out. Now I live in a house.
I have a friend called Danny. You might know him. He doesn't like it when people say words that aren't actually words, like LOL, OMG and LMAO and football out loud. He will probably kick you in the balls if you do. I know this from experience. I found out the hard way.
I didn't realy eat seaweed.
My friend DAHRNEY may have....he spat it out and said that that tasted like seaweed. Then i told Gerald that seaweed tasted salty... and he was amased... so amased that he said to me... I thought I was Gerald. Then he said ' geeze gerald. i'm so lucky to be your friend. how'd you get to be so smart?' then he went to sleep and dreamt about things.Then I told him that I was Gerald and I was the one who did the dreaming.etc
Fun fact number 3281: Albinos are legaly blind.
I am in the process of writing a book full of many short emo poems to help the youngens through the hard times. It is entitled "Sad poems for sad kids" Here is a preview::: So sad and alone...
Empty void of emptiness...
I am too sad to cry.
Emos make me happy. Without emos I would probably be an emo myself. And that would make me sad.
