Hello. For security purposes, I shall remain under the code name of Jack Hammer. Please refer to me as such, or I'll have to stick you in the microwave!
Yeah that's right, I did a little survey just for you! Surprisingly, it's mostly true. I never touched that goat!
I have my pics up on my MSN space which can be found @
uncomfortableliar.spaces.msn.com .
Watch out for Bill though, he's dirty!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jack Hammer (Code Named:)
Birthday: December 18, 1982
Birthplace: Oyen, Alberta
Current Location: Calgary, Alberta, Canada
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Negative GhostRider
Height: 5 feet 9 inches
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right Handed
Your Heritage: Viking (Beware: Raping and Pillaging Will Commence)
The Shoes You Wore Today: maFlipFlops
Your Weakness: CANDY makes you dandy
Your Fears: Spiders, HOLY CRAP
Your Perfect Pizza: Tropical Chicken from BPs
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: 'Fini' my Program and move on to bigger and better dreams
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Roger
Thoughts First Waking Up: FOOD, NOW!
Your Best Physical Feature: I Have A Killer Butt!
Your Bedtime: Sleep is for when you're dead!
Your Most Missed Memory: All the ones I've forgotten
Pepsi or Coke: Negatron
MacDonalds or Burger King: Negatron!!
Single or Group Dates: Dating is for people that actually have sex
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilllllllllla
Cappuccino or Coffee: BOOOO!
Do you Smoke: No & Never Have; Never Will
Do you Swear: Yes all the time im a Bad Girl
Do you Sing: A weeee bit too often for someone who has no talent in that department
Do you Shower Daily: I actually detest showering now because of our shower setup. If no one else is going to smell me, then I can put up with the stench. I like to smell good for other people though
Have you Been in Love: 10-4
Do you want to go to College: In it, living the dream (so they say)
Do you want to get Married: Yessum
Do you belive in yourself: I Have Great Potential Stored Up Somewhere. It's like a bank bond or something, it can't be cashed til a certain age probably
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only if I read at times
Do you think you are Attractive: Believe it or not, I do think it every once in a while when my mommy says I am
Are you a Health Freak: I eat healthy to stay in good form
Do you get along with your Parents: Yeah, my parents are the best parents in the world. If they were super rich, that would be the only thing that could make them better, maybe....
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yeah. Double bolt lightning! BOOM BOOM! Remember Remember The Fifth Of November
Do you play an Instrument: Bass, Guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yep
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yeah
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Not a box
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: They tried to make me, I resisted. Viva Le Revolucion
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: I Wish
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Everything's Free on the Internet
Ever been Drunk: No, just a belly ache
Ever been called a Tease: Nope
Ever been Beaten up: Ha, yeah. Too Funny!
Ever Shoplifted: Yesh
How do you want to Die: Happy, Accomplished
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: You'd laugh if I told you
What country would you most like to Visit: Somewhere exotic, and not dirty France
In a Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Very Dark Brown
Favourite Hair Color: Dark Hair
Short or Long Hair: Short
Height: Blah
Weight: Not a toothpick, ewwwww
Best Clothing Style: Anything but a designer freak
Number of Drugs I have taken: None
Number of CDs I own: 0 now, billions on computer
Number of Piercings: 2 current, 6 previous
Number of Tattoos: None yet
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I don't regret the things I've done, but those I did not do!!!
I Am Jack Hammer.
