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the love machine

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About Me

I wish I had shiny purple shoes with lots and lots of glitter. Im addicted to blog things- my lucky underwear is blue, my boobies name's are wonderwoman and batgirl, I am 70% indie. Sometimes I dance around nekkid in my room to "my sharona" and Kings of Leon. Once my neighbor saw me.
My sister thinks Im cool
I love my boyfriend and all the cute things he does for me. There's a good chance Im going to fail matric, thanks to the aforementioned addiction to blogthings. I have two puppies, Myla and Rosa, they are evil and pee on my shoes. I love them anyway. I have really nice friends, we make waffles and share man stories. I know all the words to the first Shrek. I like tea%D%A
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jo
Birthday: 30 May
Birthplace: Port Elizabeth, South Africa
Current Location: Johannesburg, SA
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Blonde
Height: 5'9
Right Handed or Left Handed: I use my feet for most things, Im talented like that
Your Heritage: Norwegian/Platteland
The Shoes You Wore Today: Converse
Your Weakness: My left Patella
Your Fears: Spiders, drowning, being eaten by a cheetah
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperdew and feta cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Please please please can I not fail grade 11
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Shut up
Thoughts First Waking Up: Where did I leave my socks?
Your Best Physical Feature: my pretty ankles
Your Bedtime: 7:30
Your Most Missed Memory: Swimming in the sea in P.E
Pepsi or Coke: Milo
MacDonalds or Burger King: Milo
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Milo
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cuppacino
Do you Smoke: Noooo
Do you Swear: Noooo
Do you Sing: Yesss
Do you Shower Daily: Yes, filthy pigeons
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: Perhaps
Do you want to get Married: Like I would find someone willing, I can't cook
Do you belive in yourself: But of course
Do you get Motion Sickness: When flying planes
Do you think you are Attractive: Absolutely enchanting
Are you a Health Freak: No
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: As long as Im not swimming
Do you play an Instrument: Yes, shut up, Im cool ok
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Nope, maybe, hmmm yes
In the past month have you Smoked: Noooo
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Noooo
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Nooo
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Nooo
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: It's winter, fool
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: A little
Ever been called a Tease: No
Ever been Beaten up: Yes
Ever Shoplifted: No
How do you want to Die: In a bath of 2 minute maggie noodles
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Female
What country would you most like to Visit: Thailand
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Brown
Favourite Hair Color: Green
Short or Long Hair: Short
Height: I cant be picky, Im huge
Weight: Runt
Best Clothing Style: None
Number of Drugs I have taken: shhh
Number of CDs I own: Keep quiet, Im eating
Number of Piercings: Im wholesome, none
Number of Tattoos: 7
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 0
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My Interests

Normal people things- sport tri-national ice skating competitions baking embroidery cutting things knitting championships

I'd like to meet:

Id like to meet:A man/lady/hermie who invented Milo, my life is complete, I owe him/her/it so much.
Natalie Portman, with no hair.
James Brown
%D%AJackie Chan
Lucy Radebe
alec Erwin

%D?nd if I meet these sexy beasts, my boyfriend Georgio will be mighty lonely...
And supersexy natalie

Music:

Keep quiet, Im eating

Movies:

Secretary
The Little Mermaid
Shrek
Lost in Translation
Little Miss Sunshine
Garden State
Stranger than Fiction
Pirates of the Carribean

Television:

i do not love th oc in anyway. however that seth fellow is rather pretty And Im quite addicted to friends

Books:

BellJar
Eleven minutes
Veronika decides to die
Norwegian Wood
Any of the Christopher Durang plays, my heart is set aflutter just at the thought
Terry Pratchett
elle

Heroes:

Morgan Freeman

My Blog

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Posted by the love machine on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 11:36:00 PST