Brandon Lee, the guy that plays Dwight on the office, David Bowie,George Michael, a turtle with a top hat and cane, Brandon Small and anyone else from Home Movies, puppies, pandas that sexually harass you, that guy from Earth, Wind and Fire that has a HUGE forehead (I think Brian McNight has a big forehead too... anyway), victoria Silvstedt... that sexy fucking Playboy playmate from Norway or whatever who's ass is so sexy!!And Puff Daddy, so I can tell him "It's OVER! It's fucking OVER! No more popping 'Chris' in the club!" I'm just trying to grow up... are you coming with me!