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Dave

I used to be the man but anymore....

About Me

Oh Myspace... please if you don't have a sense of humor don't read my page because I only take Myspace half seriously, which is too serious also.My name is Dave and I'm in the process of redoing this Myspace after several complaints, mainly from one 'Gaji Balakaneshan', so click on his Myspace and send him some hate mail.I currently go to Neumann college where I'm majoring in business.I have a good sense of humor and can have intellectual conversations about history, religion, philosophy or have a conversation about the odd stuff like pro wrestling, Mixed martial Arts or 80's music.Currently I'm working on developing a TV show pilot with several friends and I've already submited a movie script to a company.If there's anything you'd like to know about me feel free to message me.

My Interests

Making movies, writin songs and fightin around the world!-Writing TV and movie scripts. -Thought provoking books,movies,music, etc.THIS IS HOW I DANCE AT CLUBS! .. .."

I'd like to meet:

-Mel Brooks-Matt Groening-Conan O' Brien-Bret Easton Ellis-Chuck Palahniuk-Dave Chappelle-Bill Clinton-Any of the Bond actorsThese people are dead but I'd like to meet them.-J. Krishnamurti-Gandi-Socrates

Music:


Movies:

.. .." .. .."-32 FLAVORS OF FAILURE!!! -Any James Bond movie (expect Die Another Day, that was not a Bond movie.)- Any Mel Brooks movie. - American Psycho - Fight ClubTHE BEST MOVIE EVER!!!!!!

Television:

I admit, I sometimes get sucked into watching crappy shows on VH1 or MTV but I won't name them. -FFB!!! (a TV I'm currently writing with friends) -Chappelle's Show -PRIDE Fighting Championship -Simpsons -DeadWood -MythBusters -Critic -Anything on the History Channel -In Living Color -Futurama

Books:

-Anything by Bret Easton Ellis (American Psycho, etc) -Anything by Chuck Pakahniuk (Fight Club, etc) -Anything by Stephen King -James BondPhilosophy books: -Anything by J. Krishnamurti -The Republic by Plato -Various history books.

Heroes:

KENAN THOMPSON!BILL COSBY!SpongeBob SquarepantsI wouldn't mind meeting her either

My Blog

SNAKES ON A PLANE! COWTOWN! ARGENTINEAN PINCH!.... PORN?!

SNAKES ON A PLANE!!! Possibly one of the greatest movies ever! Went to COWTOWN on Saturday and showed Gaji and Joe the true meaning of the term, "White Trash'. That'll learn'em! Of course in true FFB...
Posted by Dave on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 09:03:00 PST

My Birfday party, Scary Movie 4 & hilarious moment today

4/10 Coleman, Shwirl, Kessler, Cloar, Lauren, Little Shwirl & myself all went to J.B. Dawsons for the all you can eat ribs night. Kessler,L Shwirl, Cloar, Coleman & myself all tackled the ribs...
Posted by Dave on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 06:15:00 PST

Tonights Movie Adventure

Cloar, Shwirl, Little Shwirl, Joe & myself went to go see V for Vendetta tonight at the AMC Marple 10 in Springfield. Well first, Cloar, Little Shwirl & myself had to bring our dinner from Mr....
Posted by Dave on Sun, 09 Apr 2006 09:40:00 PST

My Birthday Celebration

Who: My birfday party When: MONDAY, APRIL 10th, 2006. Where: J.B. Dawsons in Drexel Hill. Time: 6:30pm What: ALL YOU CAN EAT RIBS! for $21.99 Check out their website for more information! http://www.j...
Posted by Dave on Mon, 27 Mar 2006 11:09:00 PST

Random Stuff

You know maybe God exist & dreams do come true.Larry the Cable Guy is getting his own movie! Here is a synposis;Irreverent as ever, Larry The Cable Guy plays a big city health inspector who's happ...
Posted by Dave on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 07:14:00 PST

Stuff

It's been awhile since my last update/rant. Nothing major or funny to report. If you interested here's some crap about Eagles, movie reviews, etc. Eagles Well the Eagles lost Bentley & ...
Posted by Dave on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 07:13:00 PST

My Reviews of Hostel & the Producers

Hostel PLOT: Touring Americans (and one dude from Iceland) get caught in business where people pay to torture & kill other people. My Review: (D-). HORRIBLE! Stupid movie. Plot holes everywhere ...
Posted by Dave on Sat, 07 Jan 2006 08:31:00 PST

Flyers Party Thursday, Old Chinese Waitress Part 3? & My Eagles report

Flyers Party So this past Thursday, I invited the FFB, Diana & her friend Sarah over to my house for the Flyers game. Well, I think Sarah hated us from the start. It may have had something to do w...
Posted by Dave on Wed, 09 Nov 2005 11:18:00 PST

Old Chinese Waitress Part 2

So Cloar & I decided to go to the Chinese Buffet again. And yet again, we get the same Old Chinese Waitress. So get ready for, Old Chinese Waitress... Part 2! NOTE: At this particular buffet you o...
Posted by Dave on Tue, 01 Nov 2005 01:19:00 PST

Quote of the Week & Moment of Zen

Quote of the Week (Monday October 24th-Sunday October 30th) " I can't wait to leave"- Lauren Turssline, after hanging out with the FFB for Sunday's Eagle's game. Moment of Zen If you go to a psychic...
Posted by Dave on Tue, 01 Nov 2005 01:24:00 PST