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Betty Swollocks.

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About Me

jade. 18. bird's nest hair. small tits. big hips. laddered tights. often shouts polish words. .. ska.motown.soul.funk.experimental.reggae.blues.artartart.singing. accepting the fact i'm failing a level history. people who look good smoking. doe eyes. rosy cheeks. gin&tonic. egon schiele. nice knick knocks. leapord print. ginger boys/girls. wooly tights. creme eggs. good fineliners. sucking on limes. perfumes that remind me of people. indian ink. stella mccartney perfume. drum and bass. ben. cuddles in the dark. those dodgy channel 4 documentaries. big bottles of wine. warm feet/warm hands. the fact that simon amstell is 'gay'...tsk. patent shoes. white nail polish. massages. lush.snuggling with ben. PEZ!! isabella blow. pork scratchings. opaque tights. big rings. stripes. kaleidoscopes. my bed. people i find in it. cameo brooches. rich tea biccies. the smell of roll ups. tortoise shell. zadie smith. filling out forms. charity shops. cardies. dita von teese. mint flavour lipbalm. the smell of calamine lotion. tulips. gold jewellery. margaritas. looking at, but not buying, stuff from urban outfitters. dresses. glitter. amy winehouse. teapots. swallow tattoos. cinammon. blowing out candles. pencil skirts. singing. apparently i find odd looking blokes attractive. bits'n'bobs. tchaikovsky. sexyyy time! cambridge regional college for foundation art and design in september. get in! .. .. Here she comes, you better watch your step She's going to break your heart in two, it's true It's not hard to realize Just look into her false colored eyes She builds you up to just put you down, what a clown'Cause everybody knows (She's a femme fatale) The things she does to please (She's a femme fatale) She's just a little tease (She's a femme fatale) See the way she walks Hear the way she talksYou're written in her book You're number 37, have a look She's going to smile to make you frown, what a clown Little boy, she's from the street Before you start, you're already beat She's gonna play you for a fool, yes it's true to do list: SAVE my moneystop being a pie when drunk attempt a S.T(D) for a certain someone ;) haha stop being so loud and opinionated. makes me sound like a female dog.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

someone to buy me these beauties

Music:

beck count five lily allen otis redding regina spektor the long blondes peaches crystal castles moloko the specials the bird and the bee donna summer the maccabees joy division the go! team kate bush 10CC bat for lashes art brut mia the long blondes pulp patience and prudence late of the pier t- rex joanna newsom the kinks gogol bordello blur ella fitzgerald amy winehouse bob dylan mirah yom tov zeitlyn philip glass the velvet underground martha and the vandellas billie holiday css yann tiersan deerhoof ian dury and the blockheads scout niblett

Movies:

♥ amelie the virgin suicides volver children of man the sweetest thing almost famous girl, interrupted the breakfast club pretty in pink me you and everyone we know the ketchup effect napoleon dynamite moulin rouge roman holiday ferris bueller's day off or anything with michael caine in

Television:

anything shitty on channel 4 or 5

Books:

at the moment i am reading : On Beauty Zadie Smith

My Blog

argh

i am so fucking annoyed my phone has been barred and i feel like i have a school of fish in my stomach it's not good s'not good at all! :(
Posted by Betty Swollocks. on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 04:30:00 PST

benjamin

.. 28/11/06- first kiss, after many hours in A&E, cowboy boot wearing, "lap riding", martini drinking [and spitting out] and chocolate wall painting. "I was so excited, I thought I was ...
Posted by Betty Swollocks. on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 01:31:00 PST

Good Morning Joan

Good morning Joan Now pick up your phone It was bad, but just a dream And you are remembered Put on something pretty Go back to the city In town the sky's just space No starlight in your face Listen t...
Posted by Betty Swollocks. on Sat, 21 Jul 2007 02:58:00 PST

lovely jugglies you have there

What size bed do you have?singleWho's your second mom?good god, alfie. my cat.Do you have "your chair" or "your spot" on the couch in your house?:nay, i don't really sit in the front room that much, a...
Posted by Betty Swollocks. on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 02:12:00 PST

give it a name shamone!

gar how fooking good was give it a name last night bit amazing braaap i humped and doggy styled a lot of people... someone take me back!...
Posted by Betty Swollocks. on Sun, 30 Apr 2006 04:38:00 PST