You want the wisdom to know the difference of what you can and can't change? Here's Step 13: Everything disappears. Love, trees, rocks, steel, plasic, human things. None of us get out alive. Now you can huddle in a group and face it one day at a time, or you could be grateful that when your body rubs against someone else's, it explodes with enough pleasure that you can forget, even for a minute, that you're only a walking pile of ashes.
The name is Christian Troy, and I am a plastic surgeon. Yes, yes some may say that I play "God", but to me I feel that I am the one that is able to give you what God couldn't. I am partners of McNamara/Troy with my best friend Sean. And while he is the "family man", I like to live life to the fullest, with a gorgeous woman on each arm. I am a sexoholic, who loves fast cars, fast money, and fast women. What more can I ask for?! I make these people try to be that perfect 10....even though none of them will ever come close...I am perfection, but of course like everyone else, even perfection can get better...
Christian Troy's Memborable Quotes
Christian: [As Sean's dummy]- "Face it jerkface, It doesn't matter what you do, I'll always be sexier, better looking & more charming. Now get your hand out of my ass!"----------------------------------------------------
Christian: What do you think that would be like? To want to get rid of your penis? The hub of all power?
Sean: Actually, I admire her conviction. It takes…
Christian: Balls.
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Christian: "What happend to the girl who...Made me forget there was ever another girl in the room. I still see her in there, even if you dont, your still there."
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Christian: "It's about charm, you wine, you dine, you romance. Julia needs it, shes cleary starved for it."
Sean: "How do you know that?"
Christian: "Every woman is."
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Sean: "Suction."
Christian: "To get that you'll have to buy me dinner first"
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Christian:[To Sean]- "That’s a really nice suit, Gucci? It’s tight."
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Christian:[To Kimber]- When you stop striving for perfection, you might as well be dead."
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Sean: I’m gonna get a vasectomy.
Christian: What? Why?
Sean: Julia doesn’t want to have any more kids and I can’t handle another mistake.
Christian: That’s the most bullshit cure for depression I ever heard. If you want to shoot blanks, Sean, don’t get snipped. Do what I do. Take a bath.
Sean: What?
Christian: For every date, I sit in a 116 degree bath. Excessive testicular heat shuts down spermatogenosis. Teabag your testicles in a hot tub and I swear you’ll be sterile and squeaky clean.
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Christian: "Oh, come on Lizzy! Even lesbians enjoy a little levity at Christmas!"
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Christian:[To Poppy and Liz]- "What is this the dynamic dyke duo?"
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Christian:[In arguement with Kimber]- "Oh that's bullshit, and you know it. What we had was spiritual, Kimber. I made you see God everytime you came."
Kimber: "You made me see garbage, Christian. I was nothing to you, I was a fixer upper, that you could throw a coat of paint on."
Christian: "You are such a freaking hypocrite. You were the one who seduced me when you realized I was a plastic surgeon who could get you everything you wanted. You were never anything more then an ambitious piece of ass."
Kimber: "You need to go, you need to go right now! How much more pain do you need to cause me before you think I’ve had enough?!"
Christian: "Look whatever I did, whatever we did to each other, I-I loved you."
Kimber: "You loved your creation, you never loved me because you never saw who I really was. I was just something made up in your head."
Christian: "Well I see you now Kimber, and you know what?! You’re dangerous, because you’re weak. You can’t survive without someone, or something to suck off. A new lover, a new religion. And if you, start feeding on my son, I swear, there is not one place on earth that will keep you safe from me.....You can bill me for the door.
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Christian: "Goodbye ladies, it’s been swell."
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Christian:[To Sean]- "You're such a goddamn moralist. We lie, Sean. We keep secrets in order to protect the people that we love. Friends, family, even strangers. Shit. If Anne Frank was hiding in your attic, she wouldn't have gotten past the words 'Dear Diary'... I'm putting pussy lips back on the schedule!"
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Liz: You really have no idea what goes on inside a woman.
Christian: You know, I think I've been inside enough of them to have some idea.
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Sean: "Do we know who did this hack job?"
Christian: "Lauren Copley."
Sean: "The doctor who’s doing Julia’s face did this? But she has such a stellar reputation."
Christian: Reputations don’t mean shit, Sean. If every girl I met based the decision to sleep with me or not on my rep, they’d be scared off and I’d be doing the five-finger knuckle shuffle every night. Yet, we all know, that is rarely the case.
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Sean: Why doesn't this haunt you?
Christian: Because they're dead. They don't feel anything. Look, its a terrible, horrible thing that this sicko did but this is just rotting flesh. They're not people anymore. And if they ever had a soul or a spirit or whatever that is, it's not here. They're gone.
Sean: I'm sorry but I see people here. They lived their lives and they died too young and they deserve respect and dignity.
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Christian:[To Michelle]- "I suck. I suck as a friend. I suck as a lover. I suck as a fiance. I'm tired of defending myself."
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Christian:[To Michelle]- "God gave me a dick, and I intend to glorify him by playing that organ as intensely and often as possible"
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Christian:[To Sean, about the "gay" crisis]- "Have I been doing something lately? Walking weird or something? Is it my eyebrows? Because I tell ya if I don’t wax, then I get this whole unibrow thing and it just, it looks ugly. But just because I groom, doesn’t mean I’ve gone ‘broke back’!"
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Christian:[To Sean]- "I think I work better on women I've screwed. Once you've seen a woman's cumface, you've seen her soul."
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Christian: Are you doing this because you were rejected by a woman?
Mr. Mantegna: One woman? Try thirty. In one night.
Christian: Don't worry, Mr. Mantegna. When we're done with you, the only tits you'll be feeling up are gonna belong to Hooters girls.
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Christian:[To Sean]- "I get confused and it’s really hard for me to express myself…that sounded really gay, didn’t it?"
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Christian: "Even a squashed spider spins its web before his last breath."
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Christian: "Fourteen hours in this place without a cup of coffee even Ghandi would become a narcoleptic."
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Agatha: You're rude.
Christian: "I assure you, my civility will improve once I determine that your check will not bounce."
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Patient: "Dr. Troy, you are the only one I want handling my penis."
Christian:
"Why Michael. You're the first man who has ever said that to me.
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Julia: "I'm a terrible person."
Christian: "Your not a terrible person.I just think you make bad understandable choices,you have a history of that."
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Christian:[To James]- "I want her dazzling enough to give my dick Amnesia."
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Christian: "I always wear a condom when I'm performing a slipindictomy."
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Christian: You're in jail for some hot piece of teenage ass?
Matt: She's not a teenage piece of ass. She's your age, okay? She's the life coach my mom hired to get my grades up.
Christian: Your grades, asshole, not your dick!
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Christian: "You and I both know you spent hours deliberating which dress in your closet best displayed that world class cleavage of yours. Since you love being a business woman so much michelle, let me give you the bottom line---You either get real with me and give in to what we're both feeling, or sell me my business back. Although my nurses might enjoy it, I don't like doing surgery with a hard on."
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Christian:[To Gina]- "There will be no suckage of any kind ... So milk 'em yourself, Heidi."
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Christian:[To Wilbur, the Goodbye]- "Never give a girl your number, always take hers. Keeps you in control. No American cars. German, Italian or the occasional English. Treat yourself to a barber shop shave once a month. Take a beautiful girl to Florence, eat at the Enoteca. Talk to Marino, he'll take care of you. Tell him you're my son. Don't take any crap from anyone, you're better than that. But.. try to be good to people. Never get too jaded to care. Remember me."
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Christian:[To Michelle]- "Shit Happens. Unexcpeted Shit. You have to learn to roll with it."
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Christian: "Now put your clothes back on - you look like a road map to hell."
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Christian: "Throw a stone down South Beach and you would hit some model I did not call back."
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Christian:[To Sean]- "Look, Sean, you may be the expert on complex microsurgery, but I'm a goddamn genius when it comes to pussy. If I build it, she will come."
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Christian:[To Sean]- "The line that divides the porn industry and the plastic surgery is a thin one. We're both selling fantasy, aren't we?"
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Christian: "I'm a wildly successful plastic surgeon and I have a 33-inch waist. I'm a superhero, so now I'm going to put my cape back on and get back out there."
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Christian:[To Kimber]- "Here’s the deal. You think a jockey wants to come home to see his girlfriend dressed like a horse? I’m around nurses all day, sweetheart. If I wanted to screw one of them, I would’ve by now."
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Christian: "I laughed, I cried, I came."
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Christian:[To Natasha]- "Look it's men. We're just wired that way, even if some small part of our brain actually gives a damn about your soul, it's always short-circuited by the part that wants to get into your pants."
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Christian:[To Gina]- "You're like herpes. Every time I feel like I'm getting my life back, I have a Gina outbreak."
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Christian: "Sweetheart, you're never going to look like angelina, and you're never going to sleep with brad."
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Christian:[To Ava]- "The ditch was dug pretty deep, sweetheart. Just not deep enough for me."
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Christian: "Ever notice how monogamy rhymes with monotony?"
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James: "That car is worth more than a hundred thousand dollars!"
Christian: "A woman who won the lottery paid me four times that much to ride my dick which means sweetheart you owe three hundred thousand dollars."
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Christian: “You’re officially a whore nowâ€
Kimber: “Wrong, I’m a business womanâ€.
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Sean: “I got laid real good. By Kimberâ€
Christian: “How much did you pay her?â€
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