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Paradise

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships and Friends

About Me

Sometimes the beauty is in the silence

-Weaknesses: Skirts, Peppermints, Large Groups
-Strengths: Making Paradise, Planning, Ability.
-Distactions: Many
-Physical Attributes: Two Arms, Two Legs, One Face
-Jumps: Always. Never pass 'em up. The only bad jump is the one that you never move past. (This jump is indiscernable til its over, so don't bother fretting)
-Adapt: or die. The human who casts his anchor gets a lovely view of it when they're at the bottom of the ocean next to it.

"Garfield minus Garfield" is an excellent drama strip. If you ever feel bad, I recommend them. They are garfield comic strips without the cat. Your woes can't compare to Jon Arbuckle. Enjoy his wasted life

My Interests

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My Blog

Fuck. I’m compulsive

I saw the shrinks. They wrapped up a bunch of my problems in one phrase. "You have compulsive disorder." Surprisingly it all fits. The hair-pulling, the stealing, th...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 13:54:00 GMT

Bounty

Reasons to be happy Disgaea 3Smashing FaceSchedulesHookahFallingNot FallingInside Joke ConservationsNew ExperiencesOptionsPastriesBeing NeededBeing WantedSitting on the FloorImaginationAddictionsKnow...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 01:41:00 GMT

Starshards

I hope on the last day of the earth, it snows. Everywhere. Everyone would stay home. The roads would be clear and stores closed. And everyone would be happy, because its hard ...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 11:13:00 GMT

you don’t use ’em, you lose em

I'm talking about emotions I don't think I have them... not anymore at least It's getting bad I haven't cried in 11 months I haven't been angry in a year and a half guilt, depression, stress...
Posted by on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 19:49:00 GMT

...and screw your little dog too

DON'T READ ------------------------------------------------- I haven't gotten any comments or messages in a while. Even my regulars have been lacking. and it got me thinking on everyone's "people...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Dec 2007 22:51:00 GMT

Full on Mindblown

I just went skydiving. It was heavenly You know roller coasters and the umm... log flume. The whole sick, stomach-in-throat thing. Well I'm gonna slap you for even thinking its like that. It complete ...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Dec 2007 13:15:00 GMT

hmmm... yummm.....

I can't decide. if i envy or laugh-at or apathetic-all-over long term relationships People seem to be happy or unhappy either way. of course I have never really been in one for lack of trying, i guess...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 23:28:00 GMT

I need help

I smile, joke, talk, laugh... ...nothing I complement, take the initative, dance in public ...nada I wear tight clothes, plan outfits, shave... ...guys question my sexuality and with the girls... zilc...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 23:25:00 GMT

In Memory of Tara

I want to set something straight forever I was friends with the late Tara Swain. She was the sister you always wanted to go away, but you were always glad she never did. She's gone now She said she ...
Posted by on Tue, 15 May 2007 20:12:00 GMT

Music is the Phoenix

The thng about raves and techno is, you don't need drugs. You don't need to drink , bring a date, or have a reason to be there. You just close your eyes and feel the soun...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 22:47:00 GMT