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You Are The Magician
You are powerful and wise - beyond what anyone can see.
Deeply complex, you have the resources to connect to the spiritual and material world.
You posses the knowledge to manipulate your life and the lives around you.
You also have a great healing power, should you choose to use it.
Your fortune:
You have unhidden powers that you have yet to tap into.
Soon, you will better understand how to use your intellect and intuition.
Believe it or now, you will discover how you can manipulate yourself and others for good.
You are at the beginning of a path of spiritual enlightenment.
What Tarot Card Are You?
The Keys to Your Heart
You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free.
In love, you feel the most alive when things are straight-forward, and you're told that you're loved.
You'd like to your lover to think you are stylish and alluring.
You would be forced to break up with someone who was ruthless, cold-blooded, and sarcastic.
Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future... one you can grow with.
Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.
You think of marriage pessimistically. You don't think happy marriages exist anymore.
In this moment, you think of love as something you can get or discard anytime. You're feeling self centered.
What Are The Keys To Your Heart?
This one...over and over again:
AND ORLANDO BLOOME, JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE AND SETH GREEN. if youre not them, then you have to have a great sense of humor, for humor is the unltimate way to my heart, be compassionate and open-minded, caring and not mean...i cant stand people who are mean, and especially for no reason (keep your mouth shut, becuase more than likely, if youre talking a whole bunch of crap, no one cares or wants to hear it anyway and it just makes you look like shit), you have to love and respect nature and everything in it. and appriciate what you have in life: even if its not a whole lot, it could always be worse. AND if you are looking for that freak-nasty girl who will tell you dirty things and sleep with you after corrisponding with you for only a couple days.....thats not me, so dont try. my nasty words and thoughts are reserved for special ears only! Oh yeah...and some one that can sing like Chris Isaak! :P
311, slipknot, radiohead, U2, fiona apple, sublime, korn, dierks bentley, drowning pool, janis joplin, justin timberlake, kenny rogers, etc... shit, i like everything!
Im a big fucking nerd for the lord of the rings. BIG NERD!
And I LOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVEEEE the Beastmaster! He can master my beast whenever he wants! ha!
THE LORD OF THE RINGS....RECOGNIZE! ive read it 5 god damned times. im still waiting for the lord of the rings trivial persuit...ILL STOMP ALL YA'LLS ASSES, WHAT?!?!
Legolas