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My Mom Wears Moo-Moos

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About Me

I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4i like to hang out with friends and party, especially with my sister Stina, shes shes my number two on my top peeps. anywho..i try to plan work around my social life, and thats hard. im have a great, goofy, quirky, sick sense of humor and love to make people laugh. im a big reader and dont watch a whole lot of tv, unless orlando bloom is doing an interview then im all on it! he dont know it but were gunna get married. i love art, experiencing new things, and my family (no matter how small it is!!!) i love animals and music, those both rock. my cat is bubba and he lets me put tape on his paws.
*the fallowing pic is of my sister! her and i get goofy everyonce in a while and take really wrong pics of ourselves doing funny things...like blacking out our teeth or making fat faces. in this one she happens to be sporting a bun on her forehead. i was the one who first got this pic out in cyberspace (which didnt make her very happy!) and i just want to keep it alive. please feel free to comment on it, or copy and paste it on your friends comment list. I LOVE YOU THI-THER!!! always remember the fun we have!
You Are a Peacemaker Soul
You strive to please others and compromise anyway you can.
War or conflict bothers you, and you would do anything to keep the peace.
You are a good mediator and a true negotiator.
Sometimes you do too much, trying so hard to make people happy.
While you keep the peace, you tend to be secretly judgmental.
You lose respect for people who don't like to both give and take.
On the flip side, you've got a graet sense of humor and wit.
You're always dimplomatic and able to give good advice.
Souls you are most compatible with: Warrior Soul, Hunter Soul and Visionary Soul What Kind of Soul Are You?
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Dani
Birthday: 3/7/83
Birthplace: Modesto, CA
Current Location: Fresno, CA
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Dark Brown
Height: 5'11"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: Danish, Native American, a bit Irish and a bit German
The Shoes You Wore Today: mary janes
Your Weakness: I dont know how to spell, and guys that smell good
Your Fears: being unhappy, dying without loving completely
Your Perfect Pizza: onion, green bell pepers, pineapples, olives
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: quit smoking
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "im so horney for you!" JK
Thoughts First Waking Up: how much more time do i have before i HAVE to get up
Your Best Physical Feature: im told my eyes...and by nasty boys, my tits.
Your Bedtime: when i go to bed
Your Most Missed Memory: high school
Pepsi or Coke: diet coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: yuck! its all about weinersnitzchel
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: strawberry cheesecake
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: yes
Do you Swear: what the fuck kind of asshole doesnt fucking cuss!??!
Do you Sing: all the time
Do you Shower Daily: yes, sometimes twice a day
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: have been twice, and want to go back
Do you want to get Married: only to the right person
Do you belive in yourself: yes i do
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: yes, im a sexy beast!
Are you a Health Freak: nope...used to be a vegetarian though...but i love meat too much
Do you get along with your Parents: yes. my mamma is awesome
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Do you play an Instrument: used to: flute, a bit of piano, and a bit of guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yep
In the past month have you Smoked: yep
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: nope
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: nope
In the past month have you been on Stage: life IS a stage
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no, my ovaries would freeze
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: oh yeah
Ever been called a Tease: yes...im not easy boys, but i flirt like a whore!
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: yes
How do you want to Die: quick and painless, decapitation via a horrific car accident would be cool!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: i have no fucking clue, but i kinda want to be a stay at home soccar mom
What country would you most like to Visit: egypt
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: any, but i find green absolutely charming
Favourite Hair Color: redheads!!! seth green is my man!!!
Short or Long Hair: i like both
Height: 6' and taller
Weight: any, as long as you carry it well
Best Clothing Style: whatever looks good on them
Number of Drugs I have taken: doesnt matter as long as you dont do them anymore
Number of CDs I own: who cares
Number of Piercings: not many
Number of Tattoos: lots...tatts are hot
Number of things in my Past I Regret:
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My Interests



The fallowing is the first time i ever saw zach galifianikis...the night i fell in love!

Seth Galifianakis on Jimmy Kimmel

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You Are The Magician
You are powerful and wise - beyond what anyone can see.
Deeply complex, you have the resources to connect to the spiritual and material world.
You posses the knowledge to manipulate your life and the lives around you.
You also have a great healing power, should you choose to use it.

Your fortune:

You have unhidden powers that you have yet to tap into.
Soon, you will better understand how to use your intellect and intuition.
Believe it or now, you will discover how you can manipulate yourself and others for good.
You are at the beginning of a path of spiritual enlightenment. What Tarot Card Are You?

The Keys to Your Heart
You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free.

In love, you feel the most alive when things are straight-forward, and you're told that you're loved.

You'd like to your lover to think you are stylish and alluring.

You would be forced to break up with someone who was ruthless, cold-blooded, and sarcastic.

Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future... one you can grow with.

Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.

You think of marriage pessimistically. You don't think happy marriages exist anymore.

In this moment, you think of love as something you can get or discard anytime. You're feeling self centered. What Are The Keys To Your Heart?

I'd like to meet:

This one...over and over again:

AND ORLANDO BLOOME, JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE AND SETH GREEN. if youre not them, then you have to have a great sense of humor, for humor is the unltimate way to my heart, be compassionate and open-minded, caring and not mean...i cant stand people who are mean, and especially for no reason (keep your mouth shut, becuase more than likely, if youre talking a whole bunch of crap, no one cares or wants to hear it anyway and it just makes you look like shit), you have to love and respect nature and everything in it. and appriciate what you have in life: even if its not a whole lot, it could always be worse. AND if you are looking for that freak-nasty girl who will tell you dirty things and sleep with you after corrisponding with you for only a couple days.....thats not me, so dont try. my nasty words and thoughts are reserved for special ears only! Oh yeah...and some one that can sing like Chris Isaak! :P

Music:

311, slipknot, radiohead, U2, fiona apple, sublime, korn, dierks bentley, drowning pool, janis joplin, justin timberlake, kenny rogers, etc... shit, i like everything!

Movies:

Im a big fucking nerd for the lord of the rings. BIG NERD!

And I LOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVEEEE the Beastmaster! He can master my beast whenever he wants! ha!

Television:


Brooke and I at Pismo New Years 06



Fuck, I'm hot!



Books:

THE LORD OF THE RINGS....RECOGNIZE! ive read it 5 god damned times. im still waiting for the lord of the rings trivial persuit...ILL STOMP ALL YA'LLS ASSES, WHAT?!?!

Heroes:

Legolas

My Blog

I saw, I want, I need... I MUST HAVE!!!!!!!!!!

So, I was at California Wok the other day picking up some food. While I was there, a funny little creature caught my eye in thier lovely fish tank. After a closer look, I fell in love with what I saw!...
Posted by My Mom Wears Moo-Moos on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 12:59:00 PST

Im so excited, I had to write a blog about it...

Ok, so...I saw the Preview for the new movie "Hitman" in theaters not too long ago. Well, in the preview I couldn't tell who the main charactor was because they didn't give a good face shot AT ALL.......
Posted by My Mom Wears Moo-Moos on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 09:26:00 PST

I love Marc Chagall...

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Posted by My Mom Wears Moo-Moos on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 01:46:00 PST

Yes, even I get Emo every once in a while...

Alright people...I am human! And to prove it, I Danielle Elizabeth Sears, am posting a poem I had writen a couple years ago! This poem is one of anger and frustration. If you know anything about my lo...
Posted by My Mom Wears Moo-Moos on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 02:22:00 PST

Puke and a Midget (you HAVE to read this one)...

Ok, I don't even know where to start with this one! If you know me, you know my life is FULL of stories. Some, you might wonder..."are they true???" Well, my friends, I don't lie! And this story is on...
Posted by My Mom Wears Moo-Moos on Mon, 28 May 2007 12:00:00 PST

For Country Music Non-Lovers...

I am a music lover...I love ALL music. And, of course, that includes country music. I didn't always like country, in fact I couldn't stand it, but some how got turned onto a few years back. So, if you...
Posted by My Mom Wears Moo-Moos on Tue, 08 May 2007 02:41:00 PST

Why Marco Polo sucks!...

alright... im sitting here, listening to the oncoming sounds of summer and one thing in particular pops into my head! WHY DO KIDS STILL PLAY MARCO POLO? there are about 7 kids in the pool nearest my a...
Posted by My Mom Wears Moo-Moos on Wed, 02 May 2007 06:28:00 PST

There is some one I'd like you to meet...

everyone...this is Zoe Bell. the new love of my life (lol...not really! more like my new girl crush). i just saw grindhouse this last weekend and it kicked ass. if you havent seen it, then your missin...
Posted by My Mom Wears Moo-Moos on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 12:27:00 PST

My booger collection!...

1. Where did your last kiss take place?right outside my front door 2. Who knows a secret or two about you?my sister...and she will usually tell them to anyone who asks (ie the booger collection!! or w...
Posted by My Mom Wears Moo-Moos on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 08:38:00 PST

I eye-fucked Jared Leto...and I'm actually disturbed!

ok, this is a fallow up to my jared leto obsession...so, my firend karen read my blog and told me about this site (dlisted.com) that had pics of jared in nothing but his tighty whiteys sticking his ha...
Posted by My Mom Wears Moo-Moos on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 01:32:00 PST