Caitlin

Great things about me: 1. I always put the cap back on the toothpaste 2. I’ll let you push me on the swings 3. I know CPR 4. I suck at strip poker 5. I make Mickey Mouse pancakes 6. I don’t bite, unless you want me to 7. I’ve never been Punk’d 8. I didn’t vote for George Bush 9. I don’t tear the tags off of my mattresses until I get home 10. I’m likely to have a different hair color every time you see me 11. I’m slippery when wet 12. I’ve never read Playboy for the articles 13. I’ll make you laugh 14. I’ve never been in one of Tommy Lee’s movies 15. I’ll never drink your last beer 16. I know that handcuffs aren’t just for cops 17. I don’t recycle 18. I like porn 19. I can’t stand soap operas 20. I pump my own gas 21. I like my hair pulled 22. I don’t eat crackers in bed 23. I can’t stand the mall 24. I have a big butt and I am proud of it 25. I’ll remind you when my birthday is coming 26. I won’t steal the vicoden out of your medicine cabinet 27. I always open the window when I paint 28. I’ve never been on America’s Most Wanted 29. I can tie a cherry stem with my tongue 30. I don’t care if you leave your socks on 31. I can’t stand John Mayer 32. I’d fuck Angelina Jolie too 33. I’ll help you find your keys 34. I eat red meat 35. I’ll always have smooth legs 36. I can cook 37. My family is just as fucked up as yours 38. I don’t want to get married 39. I like horror movies 40. I’ve got tattoos 41. I smell good 42. I don’t litter 43. I wear cute panties 44. I look both ways before I cross the street 45. I never look directly into the sun 46. I’m not a virgin 47. I can balance a check book 48. I would never yell “fire” in a crowded theater 49. I know how to hold my own hair back when I get sick 50. I’ve never cried over spilt milk 51. I’ve never stabbed someone in the eye 52. I can count to 100 by 5’s 53. I’ve never smuggled drugs out of the country 54. I never overload the washer 55. I know that whipped cream goes on more than sundaes 56. I’ve never auditioned for American Idol 57. I don’t eat yellow snow 58. I like when you talk to your friends about me in bed 59. I have never had sexual relations with Bill Clinton 60. I’ve never been on Jerry Springer 61. I may have already won $10,000,000 62. I wear a white t-shirt when I wash the car 63. I know that stick are better than automatics 64. I can be ready in 10 minutes 65. I buy a new toothbrush every time the blue wears down 66. I’ve never been caught lip synching on SNL 67. I never leave the engine running while I’m pumping gas 68. I never run with scissors 69. I find Waldo almost every time 70. I’m a Virgo 71. I have all of my shots 72. I’m pretty damn hilarious 73. Flowers will get you laid every time 74. I’ve never failed a survey 75. I’m not a doctor but I do watch Grey’s Anatomy 76. None of my friends are guys I used to have sex with 77. I have never run out of gas 78. I know the difference between there, their and they’re 79. I know how to get stains out of t-shirts 80. I’m really good at making lists