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Justin

We don't carry that here.

About Me


I laugh at things that are inappropriate and offensive. I don’t work out, I don’t eat healthy, and I don’t dress to impress. I’m single and I don’t mind it. I work full time. I don’t smoke, but smokers don't bother me. I have a vivid imagination, and I daydream a lot. I’m easy going. I like simple things. I don’t drive, but it’s not a choice; it’s a medical thing. I’m flawed. Sometimes I can be selfish, self centered, rude, obnoxious, insensitive, and down right mean. For the most part though, I’m a pretty nice guy.

My Interests

Junk Food
Daydreaming
Fantasy
Folklore
Office Jargon/Slang
Geology
Space
Beauty
The 60's
The 70's
Stand Up Comedy
Winter
My Dogs Casey & Maggie
Baseball

I'd like to meet:


I like people who are real and raw. I think looks are overrated, and big is beautiful. I’m attracted to those who don’t wear make up, who wear plain clothes, and who like to take it easy. I don’t like high maintenance, high drama, or inflated egos.

I'd also like to meet: Fiona Apple, Sarah Silverman, Wylene Dunbar, and Ray Lamontagne

"When walking blind, you might, for instance, come to a brink already occupied by another, and that other might be waiting there with no better purpose than to throw you off."-Wylene Dunbar (My Life With Corpses)

"People often mistake the unconventional for the profound-thinking that an odd perspective is a larger view rather than one that is simply different."-Wylene Dunbar (My Life With Corpses)

"Some people are afraid of what they might find if they try to analyze themselves too much, but you have to crawl into your wounds to discover where your fears are. Once the bleeding starts, the cleansing can begin."-Tori Amos

"I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, and that enables you to laugh at life's realities."-Theodor Geisel

"Poetry is when an emotion has found its thought and the thought has found words."-Robert Frost

"Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn."-Irvin S. Cobb

"I'm not going to change the way I look or the way I feel to conform to anything. I've always been a freak. So I've been a freak all my life and I have to live with that, you know. I'm one of those people."-John Lennon

"I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody." — Bill Cosby

"Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment."-Buddha

"You will never be happy if you continue to search for what happiness consists of. You will never live if you are looking for the meaning of life."-Albert Camus

"Good judgment comes from experience, and often experience comes from bad judgment."-Rita Mae Brown


"In my opinion, the best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are. Good mood, bad mood, ugly, pretty, handsome, what have you, the right person will still think the sun shines out your ass. That's the kind of person that's worth sticking with."- Mac McGuff (Juno)

Music:

Norah Jones
Fiona Apple
John Lennon
Joe Cocker
Creedence Clearwater Revival
Buddy Guy
Muddy Waters
Ray LaMontagne
Bob Dylan
Neil Young
Janis Joplin
Stevie Ray Vaughn
Jimi Hendrix
The Doors
Led Zeppelin
Marvin Gaye
Bill Withers
Carole King
Melanie Safka
Bruce Springsteen
Johnny Cash
Gregg Allman
Tracy Chapman
Damien Rice
Kings of Leon
Duffy
Amy Winehouse
Michael Jackson
Fleetwood Mac
Billy Joel
John Mayer
Coldplay
R.E.M.
Brand New
Starylight Run
Audioslave
Oysterhead

Movies:

Garden State
Juno
Being John Malkovich
American Beauty
Napoleon Dynamite
Office Space
Love Actually
Brokeback Mountain
12 Monkeys
Wild Tigers I Have Known
Dazed and Confused
Charlie and The Chocolate Factory
Edward Scissorhands
Anchorman
Borat
Death At A Funeral
Monty Python and The Holy Grail
My Cousin Vinny
Sarah Silverman: Jesus is Magic

Television:

The Discovery Channel
The History Channel
National Geographic Channel
TLC
IFC
Sundance Channel
The Office
SNL
Late Night With Connan O'Brien
The Daily Show
The Colbert Report

Books:

The Da Vinci Code
My Life With Corpses
Catcher In the Rye
The Mist
Where The Sidewalk Ends

My Blog

wash your hands!

You know what bugs me? Men who use the bathroom, and don't wash their hands. Are you fucking serious!?! Not only is that gross, but it's just sad. It's sad that they don't have enough PRIDE in themsel...
Posted by Justin on Tue, 14 Oct 2008 04:43:00 PST

Alanis Morrisette


Posted by Justin on Sun, 12 Oct 2008 08:14:00 PST

Odd...

You what strikes me as odd? A man wearing nothing but a tye dye sock on his penis, while he is playing a tuba in the middle of the street.  
Posted by Justin on Sat, 11 Oct 2008 11:15:00 PST

Aunt Flo’ has been around longer than you might think...


Posted by Justin on Sat, 11 Oct 2008 11:09:00 PST

Its so Tragic...so, so, Tragic.

Ugh! Guys, I am so broken hearted this morning. My hero, my idol, my role model O.J. Simpson was, without just reason, thrown in jail! JAIL! All because of a petty little "robbery"? I've stolen somet...
Posted by Justin on Mon, 06 Oct 2008 04:41:00 PST

Those same faces

We see certain people almost everyday. I'm not talking about your parents, or your friends. I'm talking about people you don't even know, but for some reason, you see them almost every day. Sometimes ...
Posted by Justin on Tue, 30 Sep 2008 06:07:00 PST

There’s nothing worse?

I don't know why this bugs me as much as it does, but you know when people say "there's nothing worse than&" and follow it up with something like "a paper cut"? That kills me! I mean, obviously paper ...
Posted by Justin on Tue, 05 Aug 2008 06:34:00 PST

setting free the truth

Convinced that the world is dull The greener grass can't grow What you think is what you think But it's sure not what you know   You can throw a stone or two Or paint a red brick blue I can show ...
Posted by Justin on Thu, 10 Jul 2008 09:35:00 PST

the beast

Flushed and distorted, the beast was aborted inside his tomb. There's death in the womb but the king does not frown for the king wears his crown, and while a sick mother cried another one di...
Posted by Justin on Mon, 07 Jul 2008 10:26:00 PST

the kings revenge

I am not afraid Nor am I a pawn Forgotten are the days The days that have gone I was the king of the kings A ruler to the throne Coarse and blistered hands Callous to the bone   My revenge I shal...
Posted by Justin on Mon, 07 Jul 2008 11:01:00 PST