Well, it all started back in California, in the spring of '91. There was love in the air, and then, WHAMMO!... I was there... not a whole lot to be said. But... let's say you were to say something... it would go along the lines of this:
I am wee tad eccentric, you could say; maybe even a bit off my rocker. I am a crazy inventor of things (i.e. those crazy, revolutionary inventions that people get whacked for making... yeah... don't tell nobody, you hear? *intent glare*). I'm thinking that it'd be hella-neat to be an actor someday, in some of those big ole silver-screen productions, that they're always makin', down in Hollywood! (my long-lost home *frownie*). I'm a bit of a strange person... (or so I've been told) yet I really like to talk to people (of the humorous and fun variety, mostly). I derive much of my pleasure in the form of conversing with people that are interesting and not... well, I wanna use the word "douche-baggity," but I feel that would be like the pot calling the kettle black.
Now, from reading other people's "About Me" sections, I've gotten the idea that I'm supposed to talk about what's important to me... however, this will not be the case. I'm not passionately devoted to much of anything at the moment... and I don't have any real hobbies, so there's not really anything to mention anyways. I'm pretty much in a land with little opportunity, preparing for what is to come in my strange and adventurous life. ooh, I like quotes... good ones. I think Imma start smothering my page with them...
I Love me some Whitest Kids U'Know
... and I'd buy Jeff Goldblum Wafers...