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About Me

ok, i'm really not sure what to say here..who really likes talking about themselves?? since most of you know the pompous ass i really am, i won't waste your time with cliches.

i'm a paratrooper in the 82nd airborne division, which i joined in order to overcome fear and a great psychological hurdle after my great uncle (god rest his soul) was killed during the invasion of normandy. his plane was shot down as he was pulling jumpmaster duties. according to the more romanticized versions of the story, he was actually shot right out of the paratroop door.

my "more pimporish than thou" swagger is actually the result of an old football injury during my brief stint at auburn. apparently scholarship players don't like the idea of being made to look like "punk fucking pussy faggots" by a 150lb walk-on. a couple of touchdown passes and numerous rushing yards later, i was assaulted at a party and my legs, knees, and lower back beaten severely with a lug wrench.

i have the collected, all or nothing air of a riverboat gambler, about 200 years too late. i've been called a pathological liar but i think this is unfair because a "pathological" liar cannot tell you why they lie. i lie in order to cover my ass, or in an attempt to tell a more interesting story, so there. many men and women alike might tell you they saw me in my underwear and it changed their lives.

while i'm thinking about it, you can check some drawings at http://slayoner.deviantart.com
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My Interests

most importantly i'm a huge humanitarian and generally a pretty charitable cat. my "interests" are movies, reading, drawing, firearms, philosophising about life, jokin, talking shit, doing impressions and voices. i like to break bread and live the high life when i'm not broke. which i usually am. i find that money really limits what i do with my life sometimes, but i pretty much march to the beat of my own drum, so i'm not really one to let senseless price-taggery spoil my fun.

I'd like to meet:

YOU!! and if you've stayed with me this far you've definitely met most of my criteria. however, a few quick conditions are in order here:
A.) not looking for new friends to have to buy drinks for. half of those i already have probably wouldn't even return the favor. so i applaud you for reading to this point, but you can stop wasting your time.
B.) i AM looking to meet friends i went to school/grew up with, or otherwise interesting people for conversation. a good sense of humor is paramount.
C.) please no emotionally fragile people, (i can be a tad coarse.) bouncers and transvestites need NOT apply (but i will never ask you, so..).

Music:

i'm a premier hiphopologist, but that's not nearly the extent of my taste. i can do without buttrock, emo, & techno. there are exceptions to these rules of course. basically everything else has the greenlight!

Movies:

uhh, how much time do you have? gangster movies, action, psychological suspense, comedy new and old, yadda yadda...i love movies.

Television:

any PRISON BREAK fans in the house!? and of course the simpsons.

Heroes:

Valley, AL mayors past and present, the ghost of Stevie Ray Vaughan, mr burns from the simpsons, bill nye the science guy, jimmy buffet, van gogh, v9, and jesse's mom.

and a final prop to all my bros. who got caught up in the game. RIP. SGT Marshall Edgerton & SGT Brandon Hadaway

My Blog

that soap’s been in the great divide and everything!

a buddy and i were talking the other day and he was trying to convince me there were no gangs in jacksonville FL. being one to never want to lose an argument, i decided to google "jacksonville FL. gan...
Posted by Voice of a generation on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 03:46:00 PST

when i look in the television i wanna see me.

i got my snoop dogg "doggystyle" tape confiscated in the fairfax elementary school lunch room when i was in 6th grade. in retaliation for being made to eat by myself..i pulled out my walkman and the t...
Posted by Voice of a generation on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 12:25:00 PST

Elvis -- the next american tall tale!

alright i have the elvis presley blues. elvis is an american icon and left a great legacy, and if you've never stopped to think about it, i'd like to take a minute and break down the critical moment a...
Posted by Voice of a generation on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 12:51:00 PST

you better hit bulls eye, the kid don't play!

the song that painted a picture of my life and dreams was "drift away" by the doobie brothers. the first time i heard it, it was stuck in my head for days and days on end. i was a slave to the m'fucki...
Posted by Voice of a generation on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 05:19:00 PST

you're supposed to run TOWARD the sound of the gunfire, dumbass!

do you ever feel like you have to spend a little too much time putting the proper tilt on your baseball cap? are you tired of being confronted and heckled by less-than-savory characters on the st...
Posted by Voice of a generation on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 07:18:00 PST

immigration reform the sensible way

OK i really don't get all this discussion about immigration reform. "oh whatever shall we doooo?" well before we break out into civil war over it allow me to interject my $.02. immigration reform is a...
Posted by Voice of a generation on Thu, 24 May 2007 06:53:00 PST

most of my heroes ain't on no fucking postage stamps

...nor are they in any art museums. when i was little i wanted to be a great world explorer. christopher columbus, lewis and clark, guys like that are who i used to look up to. i was always in the woo...
Posted by Voice of a generation on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 04:44:00 PST

for my google clones!

congratulations! if you're reading this you've found me. your google search of my(your) name has been a fruitful one indeed if you've found your way to this blog. oh i know who you are. you're my goog...
Posted by Voice of a generation on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 04:09:00 PST

i have excellent news for the world!

lately i've been getting alot of emails talkin' about "what? you mean i have to CHOOSE BETWEEN freedom and liberty in the US, and the proud culture and crappy food of my home country?" yes, that's rig...
Posted by Voice of a generation on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 12:04:00 PST

i'll have the apple pie.

besides superficial holidays perpetuated by the greeting card companies IE VALENTINES DAY, the "other" type of holiday i despise are ethnic holidays of other countries to include cinco de mayo and st....
Posted by Voice of a generation on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 10:13:00 PST