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Captain Androgyny

About Me

Hey my nam is vik. I emigrat recentyl to candana.Call me at 604-786-6706 and I'll tell you jookes~!You will be touching ME though???

My Interests

Mainly pornography, but I've been known to collect stamps every now and then :)

I'd like to meet:

Yeah whatever fuck this section!*~I'm so zany!!!!!!~* XP XP XPAren't I carazy guyz!??! Can't you tell from my myspace?! watch out when you are with vik cause he's unpredictable and sometimes might say something from family guy or somehting! Just Carazy! Also everything I do I do ironicallly. Its just how I roll I guess.

Music:

Modest Mouse, Built to Spill, A Silver Mount Zion, Godspeed You! Black Emperor, Sigur Ros, Fiery Furnaces fuck I'll finish this later -- okay im working on it again -- Gogol Bordello, Minus Story, The Stills, Wolf Parade, The Dears, Set Fire to Flames, Animal Collective, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, The Unicornrs, Islands, Stars, Shins, Queens of the Stone Age, Pixies, Postal Service, Death Cab for Cutie, Frog Eyes, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, The New Pornographers, Catlow, Of Montreal, Neutral Milk Hotel, Beulah, The National, Metric, Wilco, Bloc Party, Franz Ferdinand, Interpol, Explosions in the Sky, Do Make Say Think, The Decemberists, Clinic, Camper Van Beethoven, Broken Social Scene, Belle and Sebastian, Camera Obscura, Arcade Fire, Architecture in Helsinki, Ratatat, My Bloody Valentine, Badly Drawn Boy, Caribou, British Sea Power, Dirty Three, ClogsThe Flaming Lips, Cat Power, Simon and Garfunkel, Pinback, Doves, The Russian Futurists, M83, Ween, mah nigga Neko Case, Band of Horses, Sons and Daughters, Dirty Three, Tortoise, Bonny "Prince" Billy, 2pac, Lost Boyz, Wu Tang, Onyx, man man, the wrens, rilo kiley, shapes and sizes, the mars volta, final fantasy, calexico, buttless chaps, amy milan, beirut, yo la tengo, ween, ambulance ltd, emily haines, apostle of hustle, blonde redhead, wintersleep, black angels, joanna newsom, balkan beatbox, etc etc and others that i can't think of!

Movies:

That one where that guy is all like "Nigga You never touch a black man's radio!!!" or something. man thats HILARIOUS!!! ashaha

Television:

Man I lost the remote to that thing!! Also I can't find any batteries for it anyway so I have to use my toes to change the channel. That's my roundabout way of saying I don't watch "tv"

Books:

100 Things a Christian Should do before he Dies

Heroes:

That one firefighter who got killed at WTC when someone jumped out of one of the buildings and landed on him.Thats how I want to go out.

My Blog

SHIT I GOT ARRESTED

Some facts you may or may not t have known about me:-I was born in Edmonton-That myspace picture isn't actually me, its my cousin Trajendra-I have a disease only one other person has had in this world...
Posted by Captain Androgyny on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 12:35:00 PST

WATCH THIS

if its not the funniest thing you have ever seen then you are dead or the guy who mad the videohttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--Vaz9jW054  ...
Posted by Captain Androgyny on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 12:58:00 PST

READ: IM BORED AT WORK AND WANT TO SEE MY GF

It's like right now like that I'm in such a way of being divorced from my reason for remuneration. In the electric metal my efforts are kept for others to imbibe and transmutate. I'm done from them ...
Posted by Captain Androgyny on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 04:13:00 PST

Something happier....!

Coming home from work I feel skewed, my head is tilted to the left slightly.  My perspective is *literally* off, torn from what it was only hours before.  It's my neck; it's hurting so ...
Posted by Captain Androgyny on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 09:10:00 PST

Idiocy and Our Wonderful Generation

So these two kids 21 or 22 climb into a helium balloon and die.  Macabre as it is, it's still funny, divorced from the horror of the fact that someone indeed DIED, of course.  Link here. Any...
Posted by Captain Androgyny on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 11:49:00 PST

Coo Coo Ka Choo Mrs. Robinson

i can see a window from my situation but i can't see out of the window for my curtain which, admittedly, keeps me safe, I suppose. And Simon and Garfunkle only excacerbate failings in their lauding a...
Posted by Captain Androgyny on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 01:28:00 PST

GUYS THIS TITLE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE BODY

I am a communication infrastructure facilitator.  Basically, our company takes on clients who have -- for whatever reason -- a need to disseminate information to the public.  For example, t...
Posted by Captain Androgyny on Tue, 16 May 2006 08:43:00 PST

So I guess I like country....

I'm really enjoying the new Neko Case.....  Christ what a voice she has.  It's so full.  I'm finding that when a band has a femle lead singer I tend to like them (Eleanor Freidburger - ...
Posted by Captain Androgyny on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 07:55:00 PST

HEY

BEEN TRYIN TO MEET YOU     HEY MUST BE A DEVIL BETWEEN US OR WHORES IN MY HEAD WHORES AT THE DOOR WHORES IN MY BED BUT HEY   WHERE   HAVE YOU   BEEN...
Posted by Captain Androgyny on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 12:22:00 PST

GOONS

Let me join your Group GOONS.  Here I am: http://forums.somethingawful.com/member.php?s=&action=ge tinfo&userid=74852...
Posted by Captain Androgyny on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 06:55:00 PST