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About Me

If you don't REALLY hear it, here are the words to help you understand why it is my song.
It Don't Matter
By: REHAB
Da da da da-daaaa, da da-daa, da daAaa
Sittin in traffic another day of feeling nothing
Trying to find something I guess it's back to huffin'
Paint and model glue oh how I die when I look
At you smilin' lovin' life and all I know is blue
Rainy days and cold stares broken love affairs
Everything's beautiful as long as I ain't there
I guess I wasn't meant to crack a smile who cares
I think I'll go to sleep for a while now
I'm barely livin' in my skin
depression's my only friend
And I don't know where I am heading
tryin' to forget where I've been
And I'm so sick of lying
God please show me that silver lining
Cuz I've heard tale and I'm not well
my heads full of hell and this world's a jail, but...
An it don't matter and I don't care
I let my pain into the air
Cuz everything good's over there
And everything here's hard to bear
And it don't matter and I don't care
I let my pain into the air
Cuz everything good's over there
And everything here's hard to bear
And as the pain begins to displace
had it to ear level with this place
you see it on my face, a state of suspended grace
Gradually I erase, and find comfort in the sickest womb
I might be present but no in the room
To whom it may consume
melting ensembles bleeding chellos running through Bordellos
drama: Like Othello hidin' out from Poncharello
Dead off in the median, fallin apart like usual
handin' out flyers to my funeral
An so they say that life's a play
and that all the world's a stage
Then for another part I pray
the show ends the same way everyday
And my heart carries the pain
of a brain I can't explain
Am I insane?
Am I insane
An it don't matter and I don't care
I let my pain into the air
Cuz everything good's over there
And everything here's hard to bear
And it don't matter and I don't care
I let my pain into the air
Cuz everything good's over there
And everything here's hard to bear
And everything good is gone
And everything good is gone
And everything good is gone
And everything bad is here
And everything bad is here
And everything bad is here
It doesn't really matter now does it?
An it don't matter and I don't care
I let my pain into the air
Cuz everything good's over there
And everything here's hard to bear
And it don't matter and I don't care
I let my pain into the air
Cuz everything good's over there
And everything here's hard to bear

My Interests

IT'S DR. TRAN!

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

Shitty music rules. My fave bands SUCK... the songs that make me feel powerfull You've never heard, and if you did you'd say it sucked.

Movies:

200 Dvds of CRAP... and i love each one.

Television:

If i could afford cable (or better bunny ears) i'd tell you

Books:

-THE BIBLE: i'm up to the part where god does something cool.
-HOW TO PICK UP TRASHY WOMEN: A little long for shit i already knew how to do, no pictures... big gip.
-MY CELL PHONE INSTRUCTION BOOKLET: It's longer then the book on how to pick up trashy women, so i figured i could list this also.
-INTERVIEW WITH A VAMPIRE: i didn't know vampires were all six foot tall long haired bisexuals.
-LORD OF THE RINGS: Not the actual book, but the inside cover of the DVD I'm up to the part where Peter Jackson does something really cool.

Heroes:

Mom and Dad. Thank you for everything you've done for me, and watching out for me. I love you both so dearly... i can't wait to see you both again.

My Blog

I WAS RIGHT RECYCLING PAPER IS BAD FOR THE EARTH!

So there i am telling people that recycling news papers is WORSE for the earth then actualy tossing them into the landfill. And since i'm a republican NO ONE listened to me; thinking i was again...
Posted by The Offical The Smitty Page. on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 09:58:00 PST

Me, Defending Dane Cook? Kinda, sorta.. No.

Ok. Many years ago, I watched Dane Cook do a stand up comedy show on Comedy Central. Now, I didn't think he SUCKED. I found that he comedy was sub-par and the only thing he had going for...
Posted by The Offical The Smitty Page. on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 01:12:00 PST

why tasering IS NOT "too far"

Disorderly conduct, inciting civil unrest, failure to comply with officer orders, resisting arrest, basically acting a fool. There are many reasons someone gets tased by an officer. However whe...
Posted by The Offical The Smitty Page. on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 09:14:00 PST

Is England taking over OUR American movies?

I'm sure it's poetic justice on some level or another. I'm sure the United Kingdom was upset when we cast a few Americans here and there as some of their people. I just don't think it's right for what...
Posted by The Offical The Smitty Page. on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 10:23:00 PST

Pregnancy Rates for Birth Control YOU ARE USING!

So I found out the percentage rate for pregnancy in regards to use of birth control for ONE year. And believe me, it's not a pretty site. Here you can see that there are TWO separate rates of p...
Posted by The Offical The Smitty Page. on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 12:32:00 PST

My friend Taab is getting paid to be attrative, and i am happy with myself!

My buddy, homey, and confidante Taab, is a MODEL now. She's working air hows, state fairs and doing promotional items. And she's doing really well bitch is so busy she doesn't even call and bother m...
Posted by The Offical The Smitty Page. on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 11:51:00 PST

so i thought i found something really cool... but it turned out full of lies.

I just found a magazine that is everything I wished for in a girl fashion magazine. FIGURE magazine. Now, don't get me wrong I hate fashion, I hate girl mags. I hate people. BUT figure was d...
Posted by The Offical The Smitty Page. on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 03:55:00 PST

So, now I cant kill anyone trying to kill me?

OK so one night in Florida a guy is walking along with his dogs when out of nowhere a jeep tries to run him over. The guy, having a legal firearm, pulls it out and fires several rounds into th...
Posted by The Offical The Smitty Page. on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 01:18:00 PST

Country music sucks???

Who said I hate country music? I hate New Country Rock. Lets face it. People all the time say: "I love everything but country." It's something coined daily on the net. Personally I love...
Posted by The Offical The Smitty Page. on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 04:50:00 PST

Why do you tip the guy at Starbucks? (redux old post)

Why do you tip the guy at Starbucks? I hear this line all the fucking time from people trying to be funny: "They charge 9 bucks for a fucking cup of coffee, and have the NERVE to put a TIP JAR...
Posted by The Offical The Smitty Page. on Sat, 26 May 2007 09:41:00 PST