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Dakota

About Me

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My name is Dakota. Everyone calls me Cody for short.

I'm a nearly two year old Yorkie mix and I was rescued from the animal shelter a year ago by my adoptive parents who I love tremendously. They are really cool and we make quite the attractive family.

Some people call me "Shots" because I'm quite the licker.....get it....liquor? That was my only attempt at humor!

In my spare time I sleep, eat, lick myself in places you could only dream of....watch tv with my mom and dad, sleep, eat....you get the picture! Life is good! I love to go for walks with Mom and Dad and love running around the yard.

I like to dress nice to impress the ladies as you can see in my photos. I'm often called 'handsome' by the girls in the neighborhood and I do fancy myself as quite the stud....even though I've been fixed by the man! The man knew that cuteness like mine just cannot replicate and my gene pool HAD to be stopped!

My favorite movie is Benji however I like anything with Lassie, Old Yeller, Scooby Doo or Snoopy. Clifford the Big Red Dog is a poser and Blue ain't got a FLICKIN Clue! My favorite wrestler is the Junkyard Dog. My favorite food is hot dogs and pupcicles. I like pupperoni on my pizza.

For fun I like to run, chase pussy......cats, and play with my blue balls....that dad bought for me. My favorite search engie? http://www.Dogpile.com of course! : > ..

My favorite girl is my bitch Chloe. Is she not the hottest thing since Milk Bones or WHAT?!?!? She is the best girl a dog could want and I'm REALLY dating "up" with her. She cost $1500 and is a model. I cost $45 and do nothing all day. Like I said earlier, life is good!


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Who would I like to meet? Everyone and anyone. I love people!

I love people's food, I love sniffing people's crotches, I love the way people pat me on my head and give me massages on my back....up with people I say!

I'd like to meet Cujo, hes one tough mother...shut your mouth! And oh yea, I'd also like to meet this Caesar guy who says he whispers to dogs....hey Caesar..... fuck you .....did you hear THAT?!?

That dog should be put down for selling out like that!


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My Blog

What Pets Write In Their Diaries

..TR vAlign=top> WHAT PETS WRITE IN THEIR DIARIES.......DOGS RULE !!!Excerpts from a Dog's Diary........      8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite ...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Oct 2008 20:11:00 GMT

Dixie the pumkin eater!!!

Dixie is one crazy be-yotch!  I'm not kucfing with her!!!     
Posted by on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 10:49:00 GMT

Great Doggie Treats!!

Awesome Doggie Treats at a GREAT price! My favorites are the Chicken Brown Rice Balls, Beef Fillet Bites and the Chicken Soft Chips and Chicken Breast Jerky are to DIE for! I get nothing from passing...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 15:28:00 GMT

Check out this video: Dog Vs. Shark - My Hero!

This is my new hero!!! One day I hope to land a Mako or Great White of my own! :)Dog Vs. Shark - My Hero! Add to My Profile | More Videos
Posted by on Sat, 19 May 2007 22:37:00 GMT

What a combo - baby monkey & a puppy!

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Posted by on Sat, 19 May 2007 19:10:00 GMT

Dad is my hero!

Yesterday evening when Dad got home from work he took me for a walk on the trail in the woods behind our house.  As we were walking back from what I considered to be a very successful poop Dad st...
Posted by on Tue, 15 May 2007 04:58:00 GMT

Please Sign My Guestbook!

I want to know where all of my friends across the world are located!  
Posted by on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 13:00:00 GMT

If a dog was the teacher you would learn stuff like:

When loved ones come home, always run to greet them. Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride. Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstasy. When it's ...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 05:36:00 GMT

I've been tagged!

Tagged! By Bella The first player of this game starts with the five weird habits or things about yourself. People who get tagged need to write a blog of their own about five odd habits and things the...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 11:51:00 GMT

Dad is an ASS!

Today was not good.  I went outside by myself because mom and dad are trying to train me to go potty like a big boy in the backyard and I went and came back in.   Dad kept telling me what a...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 05:50:00 GMT