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Maestra

..with a kickstand...

About Me

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check out the Justice video below

PETS: Luna - of the dog species; Darwin- of the gerbil/Mac species; Booboo and Mama Kat- of the feline bobcat species; Sir Eggroll- of the plant species (he passed away) Please note how there is no more NELLY

REFRESHED: back from my September misadventure in NYC = tooooo much fun, little embarassment, lots of blisters, Toronto (stuffed with illegal fruit), boxes of Count Chocula Cereal, whipping myself into a frenzy, awesome friends, and dirty laundry.

JETZT: time to get romantical with Luna, many extended road trips, tour with Tegan and Sara, more New Orleans, last final days of the beach, shooting stars, freelance jobs, renovating my place, and a dabble in Europe (visit family/friends/grad schools), chit chat with George, and forever dancing into diamonds.

urban trenchcoating...in high heels
Agog with expectation, Stella opened her package and found not the golden raiment of a queen or a princess, but the drab uniform of a cook. She wept for the rest of the day. --William Weaver, "Almost Irresistible Stella"


My Interests


synchronized swimming

chasing allusive adjectives

naked bocce ball tournaments

telepathic communication

lip plumping...

I'd like to meet:



DUST BUNNIES

Music:


girl bands

my recently rediscovered Walkman IS the new ipod

NPR

Books:

...Tom Robbins...
...Optic Nerve...
...comics...

Heroes:

humanoids from some far-flung planet

My Blog

rhythm's windy craziness

This is for those who have the time--yet another e-mail from Rhythm:okay, so first off sorry everyone for being out of touch for so long... as you guys know, i'm back in india now some weeks& and i'm ...
Posted by Maestra on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 06:32:00 PST

drivin' with my tape deck blastin'

Below is my life bio I submitted for the Trainspotting programs. Perhaps you'll get a drift of why I cannot remember anything (who needs a teet when you can like the milk of a mushoom as a baby, my br...
Posted by Maestra on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

dry-humping gerbil

I have another funny story about my gerbil, Sir Eggroll. This Sat a friend of mine from Atl that came up from Savannah. We are trying to sleep Sat morning (in b/w my fits of violent coughing) and Sir ...
Posted by Maestra on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

we are talking MAN-gina here people

This is absolutely hilarious!! (and perfectly captures Pinky's book)This is what we call a Marketing Copy package...brimming over with goodies. I love this editor!!Sentence Description:Unconventional ...
Posted by Maestra on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Stephen and Stephen, INC.

So Meester Stephen, of 8 months, died in Hilton Head Island this weekend. The cause of death has not been determined, but is believed to have been caused by over-chlorinated water and over- fertilized...
Posted by Maestra on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST