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Teresa

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About Me

HOLA BITCHES! my name is teresa ho and you can call me teresa or ho.. i dont get offended if you call me ho, nor do i care. actually i take that back, if you abuse your privleges of calling me ho (meaning saying it after every other word), i will kill you for annoying the hell out of me. also, if i DO NOT know you and you DO NOT know me, don't call me ho, it's just not cute.
im scared of dogs and allergic to cats
i enjoy laughing, sleeping, eating, working, using my special talent of sarcasm, and watching tv.
i hate reading, talking on the phone, exercising, people who lack of common sense, and people with poor hygiene, if you smell like shit don't get anywhere near me.
i am technologically retarded. meaning: i dont know how the functions of my cell phone, ipod, and computer work. i do not have the patience and boredom to search for myspace layouts and codes (i.e. how to hide friends and hide comments) so you will NEVER see flashing stars shit or missing items on my page. the only html stuff that i know is to bold words, center paragraphs, and italicize.
it makes me chuckle when i see people 50 years old and above have myspaces--in addition to attempt to take "sexy" pictures...
i have GREAT intuition about people. i know who you are/what you're about within 3 minutes of conversating with you. i am also smarter and more mature than people give me credit for.
i have three goals in life: to own a black card--once i have it, i know that im officially successful and an official baller, to obtain some type of college degree--because im a square, and to be on the real world once i lose 20 pounds because only skinny bitches make it on that show
it erks me when people constantly post meaningless bulletins. such as their current mood, new pictures, etc. basically begging the world to give them the attention they dont need. im also not a fan of the "mirror" picture.. really people find something better to do.
i dont understand why people post blogs that they can only read... what's the point of posting it? dumbasses...
i also dont get why people have 5 pages of myspace pictures, im pretty sure after the 15th photo of yourself the world has a good idea of what you look like.
i dont talk to strange people (pedophiles or perverts) or people going through an idenity crisis ("asian gangsters") on myspace. or elsewhere.
dont send me crap tYpIn LiiK d1$ b3c@u2e YooH d1Nk dAt YooH aRR kEwL ShiieT.. YooH'r jEz eFFiN RETARDED!
my favorite quote is "you losing ten pounds is like taking a rock out of the grand canyon.. it makes no damn difference!" HA-HA-HA
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: teresa ho
Birthday: 12.18.87
Birthplace: renton,wa
Current Location: kent,wa
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: dark brown
Height: 5.3
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: vietnamese
The Shoes You Wore Today: 13s
Your Weakness: food
Your Fears: heights
Your Perfect Pizza: I HATE PIZZA!!! with an exception to pizza hut's pan style hawaiian.. that's it.. the rest of the pizza's taste like crap!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: to pay off my car... that won't happen.. but its a goal and to get a scholarship because payin your own tuition SUCKS!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: haha
Thoughts First Waking Up: i dont have morning thoughts
Your Best Physical Feature: thunder thighs
Your Bedtime: 2am
Your Most Missed Memory: ALL of junior high
Pepsi or Coke: i don't like soda
MacDonalds or Burger King: jack in the box
Single or Group Dates: group
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: i don't like tea either... tea stains your teeth
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: caramel macchiato with extra vanilla and extra caramel
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: a tad bit
Do you Sing: i try
Do you Shower Daily: no.. i like to smell like HOT garbage!
Have you Been in Love: no
Do you want to go to College: i think i am in college..
Do you want to get Married: possibly
Do you belive in yourself: at times
Do you get Motion Sickness: no... i think that's stupid who the hell gets motion sickness anyways?
Do you think you are Attractive: you tell me smart one.
Are you a Health Freak: i prefer to be called a germaphob
Do you get along with your Parents: im a bastard.. but i sometimes get along with my mom
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Do you play an Instrument: no
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: not really
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: YUCK! oreos are nasty!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: sushi tastes like SHIT!
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: yes.. a thousand times..
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: yessir!
Ever been called a Tease: yes
Ever been Beaten up: HELL NO!
Ever Shoplifted: that was my forte back in jr high..
How do you want to Die: i dont care.. as long as its QUICK!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: i want to be rich.. so whatever career would lead me to money is what i want to be
What country would you most like to Visit: mexico
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: don't care
Favourite Hair Color: don't care
Short or Long Hair: short
Height: 6.0 or above
Weight: average
Best Clothing Style: sweats, a cap, and jordans.... now that's sexy shit
Number of Drugs I have taken: 99
Number of CDs I own: not many
Number of Piercings: 7.. all on the ears
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: i don't regret anything... everything happens for a reason

My Interests

working, making rice krispy treats, buying scratch tickets (preferably bingo), watching football and baseball games, sleeping, eating, watching tv, and kickin it with the cousins

I'd like to meet:

anyone that can make me laugh in addition to T.I., T.O., carmello anthony, paul walker, warren sapp, the t-man, carmine giovinazzo (csi:ny), terrence howard (he has a sexy mysteriousness about him) and rob & big

Music:

everything with an exception to HEAVY metal and opera. right now my favorite albums are greenday's american idiot and john legend's get lifted..odd? i know.

Movies:

four brothers, enemy at the gates, pearl harbor, world trade center, ARMAGEDDON, big mommas house, the little rascals, rush hour 1, rush hour 2, october sky, saving private ryan, analyze this, analyze that, the terminal, BORAT, wedding crashers, the little rascals and john q... basically i like war, "based on a true story", and comedy movies. i am NOT a fan of romantic movies because they are stupid, lame, and SUPER corny. im scared of scary movies because the cause nightmares...

Television:

ALL of the law and order's, all the csi's, friends (i own all 10 seasons on dvd), sportscenter, fsn, BDSSP, project runway, i love lucy, charmed, wild n out, rob & big, baseball and football games

Books:

honestly... i have only finished reading TWO books my entire life (and they were both read during my sophomore year for my english class), "Black Boy" and "1984". I'm not a fan of books because i am illiterate and don't understand how people read for "pleasure". however, i skim through magazines every now and then

Heroes:

everyone who made a difference in my life... so no one. i am my own damn hero!

My Blog

if you're a 90's kid, raise your hand!

You're a 90's kid if:You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"You just cant resist finishing this... "Iiiiiiin west philladelphia born and raised..."You remember TGIF on ABC and wouldnt mis...
Posted by Teresa on Wed, 30 May 2007 09:39:00 PST

survey

1. If you were to find out you were pregnant what would you do?go crazy 2. Do you trust your friends?yes, but not always completely. I don't trust anyone 100% 3. Would you move to another state or cou...
Posted by Teresa on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 11:55:00 PST

100 useless facts

so i know nobody gives a shit.. but i felt like putting up a blog but i didnt know what to say so here's a blog/survey not worth reading... 1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?when i was 12,...
Posted by Teresa on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 10:30:00 PST

junior high

7th grade year in Middle School is supposed to be "the worst year of your life" or "the best year of your life." Let's see how much you remember. 1. Who were your best friends?josie,diana,lauren,angel...
Posted by Teresa on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 01:32:00 PST