hello, my name is sean, but some call me anti-sean.
i’m 22, male, and vegan (i choose not to eat or wear animals nor benefit from harm voluntarily done to them). i live in the ghent area of Norfolk with a cat (named Aldous) and work a full-time office job and a part-time job or two on the side (these jobs change with the seasons, from bartending to cocktail waiting to tutoring upper-level math).
i like {dancing with lesbian women; taking things apart; conserving gas by walking; long distance cycling; salads with romaine lettuce; hummus; long conversations with new acquaintances; problem-solving puzzles; taking fruit, pulverizing it beyond recognition, and calling it a smoothie; having background music playing at all times; cooking anything at all; first dates; constant change; the colors green, blue, and black; being listened to}
i am insanely interested in {body modification; social deviance; html parlor tricks; chuck palahniuk and arthur nersesian pop-cult novels; environmental issues; corporate sociology and branding as a marketing tool; animal advocacy; use of language as a tool of oppression; media representations; anti-consumerism; ethics; and people-watching}
i hate {pretty much every “-ism,†from racism to elitism to heterosexism; people who say “that’s gay†as a means of calling a practice backwards or otherwise wrong; the current disgust with the notion of social/progressive welfare despite corporate interests receiving tons of monetary exceptions and write-offs; fresh, whole fruit; people who try way too hard to get laid}
i love {Aldous – he destroys everything i own but looks so damned cute while doing it; Shannon – there’s something to be said for a woman with such a high “emotional iq,†patience like hers isn’t common in women twice her age; my father – he has surprised me so much as of late with his patience and adaptation to change; my mother – she’s never led me to question whether she would give up her all to help me in any way she could; Evelyn – you are the greatest and least complete work i’ve ever seen. i’m so eager to watch you grow and to teach you all that i can; Jen – we aren’t together as much as we could be, but i’ve no doubt that a three-in-the-morning phone call would have you at my door in a heartbeat, and the converse is true; Karina – when do we not have fun?}
there’s more, too, if you were wondering. just give me time and you’ll see.
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||| 50%
Stability |||||||||||||| 60%
Orderliness |||||||||||| 43%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Interdependence |||||| 30%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||| 63%
Mystical |||| 16%
Artistic |||||||||||| 43%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism |||||||||||| 50%
Materialism |||||| 23%
Narcissism |||||||||||||| 56%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||| 56%
Work ethic |||||||||||||||| 63%
Self absorbed |||||| 30%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||| 50%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||| 56%
Romantic |||||||||||||||| 63%
Avoidant |||||| 23%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Wealth |||||| 30%
Dependency |||| 16%
Change averse |||||||||| 36%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||| 63%
Individuality |||||||||||||||| 70%
Sexuality |||||||||||||| 56%
Peter pan complex |||||| 23%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Histrionic |||||||||||||| 56%
Paranoia |||||||||||||| 56%
Vanity |||| 16%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||| 43%
Female cliche || 10%
Trait Snapshot:
rarely irritated, positive, tough, non phobic, fearless, likes the unknown, self reliant, high self control, confident, trusting, strong instincts, prudent, optimistic, willful, likes parties, prefers a specialized career, takes charge, altruistic, strong, high self concept, adventurous, practical, thoughtful
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