not worthy |
I've heard it said that a man would climb a mountainJust to be with the one he lovesHow many times has he broken that promiseIt has never been doneWell I never climbed the highest mountain, but I walk...
Posted by Stout on Sun, 13 Apr 2008 08:33:00 PST |
I noticed something disturbing-- political candidates rarely beatbox. |
another telemarketer conversation
"sir, i simply cannot believe that you are honestly capable of offering me such low, low rates. i mean, it... it's impossible. i'd be a fool not to g...
Posted by Stout on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 11:38:00 PST |
Eyes love to be poked. They call out for it with their retinas. |
i think the best question to ask in the middle of a long, serious, philisophical debate is, "well, what about the butt?"
see, for a second, they'll try and relate it to the subject at hand--
"......
Posted by Stout on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 01:34:00 PST |
my iraq mailing address. |
so if you haven't heard yet i leave for iraq no later than Oct. 20th...
my new mailing address after that date will be
SPC Stout, joel
A 3-82 FA, 2BCT, 1CD
FOB Union III, Unit 41003
APOAE 09348
so if...
Posted by Stout on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 06:03:00 PST |
I say love means when one of you rips ass, you both laugh. |
i noticed it says on my pack of Q-tips that i'm not supposed to put them in my ear. in big red capital letters, it says "DO NOT PROBE THE EAR CANAL."so i started thinkin'...what am i su...
Posted by Stout on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 10:58:00 PST |
Baking raccoons is surprisingly difficult. |
I love messing with telemarketers. One time this lady called me, and offered me a new phone program. I told her I didn't believe in phones.
"You don't believe in phones," she said in a sassy voice.
"Y...
Posted by Stout on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 02:24:00 PST |
beautifully ugly... |
In life, you've got to look at the silver lining, y'know? There are lots of advantages to being as shockingly ugly as I am.
Like, only blind women will even consider dating me. And guess what? Blind w...
Posted by Stout on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 05:43:00 PST |
japanese ninjas? |
(i got this off of one of my favorate web sites) and i quote:
"I hadn't been on an adventure in something like a week and a half, so last thursday I decided to pack my bags and hike to feudal J...
Posted by Stout on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 11:42:00 PST |
wow |
i sall this poem and thought wow. so i decided to post it in a blog so everyone could read it... (not my poem by the way)... it's called daddy's poem
Her hair was up in a pony tail,her favorite...
Posted by Stout on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 11:23:00 PST |
i don't work at starbuck's |
not that anyone thought i did. i just thought i would state that so there wouldn't be any confusion....
soo.........
Wow, it turns out the old saying really is true.
"Life isn't worth li...
Posted by Stout on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 11:09:00 PST |
