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Macaulay Culkin

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About Me

Well I'm just going to get to the point and say I am much better than you. You suck. I rule. I like sleeping with random women. I drink booze. I 3 the shocker. Michael Jackson is my best friend......and before you ask, no he didn't molest me, he molested my brother you twats!

My Interests

Sluts, bitches, hos, sexually harrassing women, neggars, Michael Jackson, rape, baseball, and puppy dogs.

I'd like to meet:

Nobody, fuck off.

Music:

MICHAEL JACKSON!

Movies:

My movies lol..

Television:

Fk TV

Books:

Fk Books

Heroes:

Myself