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About Me

I was born to draw. I think my left hand was forged in the deepest, blackest most evil recesses of hell. I don't worship the Devil, but I do agree with most of the things he tells me. My love of all things Dark is only exceeded by my love of Metal and Rock, which is even more so exceeded for my love of Vagina. I'm usually always in a good mood, unless I'm angry (You won't like me when I'm angry). I like to laugh and make fun of everything( Me especially)! If you want my friendship, it's just a beer and a bong-load away (Or your Undying Soul!).

My Interests

Drawing, Summoning evil from the pits of hell, Comic books, Debauchery, Speed Metal, sexual intercourse, Disc Golf, The Simpsons, video games, Making my roommate cry like a little girl, sexual intercourse, MEGADETH!!!, Fighting Giant Vagina Monsters on planet Alpha-Gamma Sector 5, Slaying Dragons and Dungeon Beasts , Surgery, Sockpupett porn, Ruling the world with an Iron Fist, Vintage guns, Tattoos, and did I mention sexual intercourse?

I'd like to meet:

Just a few albums that might one day save your pitiful life!!!

HARTFORD FIELDS DISC GOLF. A GREAT COURSE FOR ALL LEVELS OF PLAYERS. BEGINNERS WILL FIND IT A GREAT COURSE FOR LEARNING THROWING TECHNIQUES. THE MORE ADVANCED PLAYER WILL DEFINITELY APPRECIATE GOING THROUGH BARBWIRE FENCES AND MILES OF STICKERS TO RETRIEVE THEIR OVERTHROWN DISCS. LOCATED IN THE BACK OF SPRINGTOWN LIVERMORE RIGHT OFF OF BLUEBELL AVENUE.

Music:

F*ck'n METAL!!!(from the deepest most blackest trenches of hell), Classic Rock, Post 9/11 Jazzcore and Hits from the Eighties and Seventies. If you like Rap and Hip Hop, go suck a tailpipe.

Movies:

Any movie with Fire, Car chases, Chicks, and Gore,... Explosions are nice too. I also like dumb-ass comedies like Dumb and Dumber, and any Will Ferrell movie as well.

Television:

Most of the shows on the Adultswim line up, The Simpsons, Futurama, Southpark, Family Guy(American Dad's a bit of a stretch), The Daily show and The Colbert Report( Where I get all my news, and Tek Jansen adventures). I also like the Food Network, G4, the History channel, and The Discovery channel.

Books:

The only readin' I'm gonna do is when I read your Obituary. I also like to read comic books and anything about Physics, Biology, or Astrology. (Science!... We'd be nowhere without it).

Heroes:

I've always admired myself,....especially when I'm looking in the mirror.