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Frank

Don't make me stop this motorcycle!

About Me

Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn...'cause I'm Frank. Some people like me, others don't...that's just the nature of the way things work. Girls like to look at my Harley..guys want me to hurry up and go away..'cause they girl want to look at my Harley..hehe I keep a stun-gun in the leather pouch, just in case a big drunk redneck wants to put me in my place. I like to burn down the back tire, but I have to be careful...that peice costs a lot of money. I want louder pipes, but any more noise and I'll get a ticket every day. I don't like it when people tailgate me, and sometimes I flip them off. Bible thumpers are afraid of me...I don't blame them, but I'm really a nice guy. I don't hate anybody, although I do seem to feel better when certain people aren't around. I am the personification of adventure, and the next one is waiting...right around the corner. I rarely stay in one place for very long...too boring. If you like me, maybe we could take a walk along the beach...yeah right. Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds

My Interests

Motorcycles, racing, camping, beer, photography, writing, cooking, history, travel, and I was just kidding in the "about me" section...I really do enjoy going to the beach.

I'd like to meet:

Friends

Music:

Everything

Movies:

Barfly...a true classic

Television:

TV sucks...it pisses me off!

Books:

I'm writing one

Heroes:

An over-used term in this day and age

My Blog

Almost wrecked...

I was coming home after work on the Harley.  I was on a long, straight, flat road...Seaway Road.  The speed limit is 45, but two cars ahead the guy was going 30.  I wanted to pass the t...
Posted by Frank on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 07:16:00 PST

I got drunk at Popeye's!

Sometimes I get a craving for chicken, and when that happens there's only one place I want to go...Popeyes! I love it spicy, although it's never been hot enough for my somewhat extreme tastes. At any ...
Posted by Frank on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 03:53:00 PST

Sonic Boom

I had one more day that I needed to kill, so I decided to do the same thing that I did yesterday...take a ride to downtown Mobile. I know a back-road...with fresh pavement. It goes by the railroad yar...
Posted by Frank on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 05:41:00 PST

Web cam girls...leave me alone!

I'm like a lot of other people here...I don't automatically approve friend requests. The only possible exceptions would be Mel or Deb...those would be approved in the split second that it took to move...
Posted by Frank on Sat, 12 Aug 2006 02:06:00 PST

Damned Seagull!!

So...after swinging on the porch while consuming a homemade frappuchino, I decide that a ride down to Dauphin Island might be just what I need. No tricky stuff, just a nice leisurely ride. Of course, ...
Posted by Frank on Sat, 12 Aug 2006 11:53:00 PST

Wrong number idiot!

So...I'm enjoying a perfectly blended cup of coffee...and my phone rings. I answer it with great anticipation, as the locality of the number implied the possibility of one of the engineering companie...
Posted by Frank on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 11:33:00 PST

Poor squirrel!

I was standing around outside contemplating my next move, when I heard a rather loud "plop" behind me.  I thought it was just a big rotten limb from the huge oak tree, since a severe thunder...
Posted by Frank on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 04:54:00 PST

Stand up Bitch!

Well, its Tuesday and I should be looking for a job...but as soon as that engineering company looks at my resume...they'll call. It's only a mile from my new "almost" beach-front apartment...my kind ...
Posted by Frank on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 11:35:00 PST

Don't look Mom...no hands!

More Harley stuff...hehe I just got back from a nice Sunday morning ride. I love it when everyone's in church and I have the road all to myself. I have a cruise control, so I took the opportunity to ...
Posted by Frank on Sun, 06 Aug 2006 11:58:00 PST

I hauled ass today

I finally got to ride my Harley today. I took my mp3 player and listened to the song thats on my profile...it was cool. I went to a four lane highway that I know about, and did some slaloming with th...
Posted by Frank on Sun, 06 Aug 2006 09:16:00 PST