About Me
What is "Me"?
"Me" is a word, right? What can you write about it? It's two letters, monosyllabic, easy to say in less than a second (for those who have no time except for "Me" time) and most importantly, it's not "I", because theres no "I" in team, but there is "Me".
What does "Me" think when "Me" realises the word "Me" was not in quotation marks in the heading? When this whole section suddenly crumbles under the meaning of the heading? "Me" realises that this "About Me" is actually meant to be about "Me".
So what's the problem? There is no problem. I am "Me", hence this blurb is "About Me". So, we can come to the conclusion that "Me" is a word, I am "Me", "Me" is Matt, and mats are floor coverings, hence I am a word. So what is this blurb about? "Me", whatever that may be.