Writing, Promoting Pro-Choice activism, learning, tap dancing, coffee, bobas!!! movies, music, drawing, conjuring the dead, Black Michael Jackson, taking walks in memory grove, frenchy circus stuff, deciding to write hate mail, escaping my mother, chocolate, sushi and cheese.
I'd like to meet:
All of the religious icons of the world, and find out if they're really one person. I'd also like to beat up Jesus, he stole my lunch money. And maybe Ann Coulter...in a knife fight. Me in male form, I bet I'd be an asshole or total misogynist.
Drop it like it's hot!!!Eddie Cochran style bitches!
Music:
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cool
Could I get a cold beverage? I need some leverage. Let's pretend we're in Antarctica. Groundcontrol to major Tom. I made it over the great divide, now I'm comin for you. Asian man. Fix up, look sharp! We made love like a pair of black wizards... My fake plastic love. If you really wanna know, how they live in Tokyo. Sherrrrry! Sherry Baby! I wanna borrow that top! Said he couldn't rap now he at the top with doobie long. Cause the dookie's on any song that they threw me on, gone. H to the Izzo, V to the Izzay...Street light, peee-ple, walkin' down the boulevarrrrdddd!!!
Movies:
Good movies. Broadway.
Television:
home movies!!! anime that isn't confusing, daria, plastic surgery make-over shows that I like to mock because they don't really improve much but superficial problems so the person who originally sought after it for petty reasons is back to their old selves they just have bigger boobs... strangers with candy, what not to wear and sex and the city.
Books:
David Sedaris as of now and maybe forever. Ok-and Laurie Notaro, who I like to think is David Sedaris in female form. Mary Roach, who I think is the best creative non-fiction writer ever. I likes biographies, micro-fictions, humorful stuff and not so humorful stuff like Jonathan Kozol.
Heroes:
All of the poverty stricken, hard working, struggling, determined, fighting, ass kicking women of the world. Oh yeah and Gene Kelly cuz he's a dead hot guy er someting. But I should correct myself because it wasn't about the white guys when it comes to tap, it was all about the black guys. YEah. ANd I like ninjas. And writers and just people capable of expressing themselves without making an ass of themselves.
